...er, I initially misread that as "a very cute boob" and had an instant of puzzlement at the singularity, before realising my error.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fay - Jan 23, 2008 3:16:15 am PST #3543 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 3:23:56 am PST #3544 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
...er, I initially misread that as "a very cute boob" and had an instant of puzzlement at the singularity, before realising my error.
Well, glad you realized your error, Fay.
She has *two* very cute boobs.
Emily - Jan 23, 2008 3:51:00 am PST #3545 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm thinking they'd object, and not just to the slur.
Of COURSE this is right when I stopped reading. Anyway, oops. I did, of course, mean kefir. I could have sworn that was how I saw it spelled before! Anyway, thanks.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 5:09:18 am PST #3546 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Anyway, thanks.
I've known the meaning of the word kafir (or kaffir) way longer than I have keffir (eta: see? I can't even spell it now), so I'm always primed for that slip of the keyboard or brain. Hope I didn't sound too flip.
Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 5:48:56 am PST #3547 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Phone: *Hey. Guess what? Ring.*
Me: Aw dang.
Fuckcake O' the Day: I want to talk to a manager!
Me: Okay. What is this regarding?
FCOtD: Me wanting to talk to a manager!
Me: Well, I need to know *which* manager to direct your call to. So, what is this regarding?
FCOtD: I was just speaking with So-and-so and she hung up on me! I don't care if she "can't talk to me", but hanging up is completely unacceptable!
Me: Okay, what were you talking to So-and-so about?
FCOtD: My ex-husband has (issue that is totally his fault and he's trying to get out of it and we've dealt with assface for four days now).
Me: Your ex-husband?
FCOtD: Yes.
Me: Well...we can't talk to you. It's a violation of the Privacy Act.
FCOtD: ...what if I get him to call and give permission?
Me: Then we can talk to you.
FCOtD: I'll do that.
Me: That would be fine.
FCOtD: And I'm going to get So-and-So fired!
Me: Good luck with that.
Steph L. - Jan 23, 2008 6:12:20 am PST #3548 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My bathroom is maybe 5'x6'. Maybe.
That's bigger than mine, I'm pretty sure.
Add to that the fun of having only a clawfoot tub (no built-in shower), and we had to get a shower enclosure so that I could shower in the morning. It is, however, a very small radius, so when I'm showering, the shower curtain is contstantly clinging to my gigantic wet ass, and I want to rip it down in frustration.
I'm hoping for a better solution (I had suggested one of those companies where they turn your tub into a tub-with-shower by putting a fiberglass dealie over your existing tub, but The Boy wanted to preserve the original clawfoot, which I respect, but the shower curtain constantly clinging to me like some weepy ex-BF is driving me BATSHIT).
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 6:15:46 am PST #3549 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
FCOtD: And I'm going to get So-and-So fired!
Me: Good luck with that.
Heh. If this were a just universe, people like FCOtD would be made to suffer. Lots.
hippocampus - Jan 23, 2008 6:18:29 am PST #3550 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Steph - we have one in our guestroom and for the inside liner, we're going to be getting a shower curtain with magnets in it so that it sticks to the tub, and not to us or our guests -
eta - whoops, wrong link. [link]
Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2008 6:18:33 am PST #3551 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Happy (late) Birthday WindSparrow!!!!
Aims - Jan 23, 2008 6:20:06 am PST #3552 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Our bathroom is about what, honey? 10 x 12? Maybe a bit bigger. It was the third bedroom when the house was built in 1896, but was then turned into the bathroom when the house got indoor plumbing.