Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 23, 2008 3:09:50 am PST #3542 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Happy Belated Andi!!

~~~ma for Byron-Kitty.

And .... safe healing for Omnis.

IMememeNews: I now have a very cute bob. Not to be confused with a very cute Bob, which I do not have.

I'll try to get pictures today.


Fay - Jan 23, 2008 3:16:15 am PST #3543 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...er, I initially misread that as "a very cute boob" and had an instant of puzzlement at the singularity, before realising my error.


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 3:23:56 am PST #3544 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

...er, I initially misread that as "a very cute boob" and had an instant of puzzlement at the singularity, before realising my error.

Well, glad you realized your error, Fay.

She has *two* very cute boobs.


Emily - Jan 23, 2008 3:51:00 am PST #3545 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm thinking they'd object, and not just to the slur.

Of COURSE this is right when I stopped reading. Anyway, oops. I did, of course, mean kefir. I could have sworn that was how I saw it spelled before! Anyway, thanks.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 5:09:18 am PST #3546 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyway, thanks.

I've known the meaning of the word kafir (or kaffir) way longer than I have keffir (eta: see? I can't even spell it now), so I'm always primed for that slip of the keyboard or brain. Hope I didn't sound too flip.


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 5:48:56 am PST #3547 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: *Hey. Guess what? Ring.*

Me: Aw dang.

Fuckcake O' the Day: I want to talk to a manager!

Me: Okay. What is this regarding?

FCOtD: Me wanting to talk to a manager!

Me: Well, I need to know *which* manager to direct your call to. So, what is this regarding?

FCOtD: I was just speaking with So-and-so and she hung up on me! I don't care if she "can't talk to me", but hanging up is completely unacceptable!

Me: Okay, what were you talking to So-and-so about?

FCOtD: My ex-husband has (issue that is totally his fault and he's trying to get out of it and we've dealt with assface for four days now).

Me: Your ex-husband?

FCOtD: Yes.

Me: Well...we can't talk to you. It's a violation of the Privacy Act.

FCOtD: ...what if I get him to call and give permission?

Me: Then we can talk to you.

FCOtD: I'll do that.

Me: That would be fine.

FCOtD: And I'm going to get So-and-So fired!

Me: Good luck with that.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2008 6:12:20 am PST #3548 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My bathroom is maybe 5'x6'. Maybe.

That's bigger than mine, I'm pretty sure.

Add to that the fun of having only a clawfoot tub (no built-in shower), and we had to get a shower enclosure so that I could shower in the morning. It is, however, a very small radius, so when I'm showering, the shower curtain is contstantly clinging to my gigantic wet ass, and I want to rip it down in frustration.

I'm hoping for a better solution (I had suggested one of those companies where they turn your tub into a tub-with-shower by putting a fiberglass dealie over your existing tub, but The Boy wanted to preserve the original clawfoot, which I respect, but the shower curtain constantly clinging to me like some weepy ex-BF is driving me BATSHIT).


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2008 6:15:46 am PST #3549 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

FCOtD: And I'm going to get So-and-So fired!

Me: Good luck with that.

Heh. If this were a just universe, people like FCOtD would be made to suffer. Lots.


hippocampus - Jan 23, 2008 6:18:29 am PST #3550 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Steph - we have one in our guestroom and for the inside liner, we're going to be getting a shower curtain with magnets in it so that it sticks to the tub, and not to us or our guests -

eta - whoops, wrong link. [link]


Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2008 6:18:33 am PST #3551 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Happy (late) Birthday WindSparrow!!!!