I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 22, 2008 8:41:46 pm PST #3523 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

skipping ahead. Some health~ma needed. Appears I have a blocked colon. In a lil while they'll be shoving a tube up my nose to suck out the excess gas, which will reduce the pain, and hopefully dislodge the obstruction.

2 things I'm glad for right now. 1) I have insurance. 2) I sensed it was more than just indigestion and that I actually went to the doctor.


omnis_audis - Jan 22, 2008 8:44:29 pm PST #3524 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

DavidS - Jan 22, 2008 8:44:34 pm PST #3525 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poor, omnis!

Emmett was impacted at one point in his infancy. No fun. Do you have mineral oil?

Are they going to give you a warm soapy quart of water up your poop chute?

My dad once had the honor of administering that treatment when he was a medic.


DCJensen - Jan 22, 2008 8:45:03 pm PST #3526 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Due to last week's sudden meltdown of our silver van, (more later...) I have been a bit too busy with logistics and finding and buying a new vehicle and getting to work to follow through with anything super geeky for Andi's birthday.

I did, however, take tomorrow as a vacation day to spend with her.

We shall dine out and celebrate, wherever she wishes.

As she wishes.


meara - Jan 22, 2008 8:45:13 pm PST #3527 of 10001

Eek, omnis!! That's awful! May the easiest medical procedure go smoothly and work first, and nothing more complicated have to happen!! Ack!


libkitty - Jan 22, 2008 8:47:49 pm PST #3528 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Oh, omnis, I hope you feel better soon!

DCJ, my best wishes for a wonderful day tomorrow with Andi. And I hope that the car troubles are at an end.


beth b - Jan 22, 2008 8:51:56 pm PST #3529 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

omnis - wishing you the best.

and DCJ and Andi, have a great day


billytea - Jan 22, 2008 8:54:36 pm PST #3530 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

skipping ahead. Some health~ma needed. Appears I have a blocked colon. In a lil while they'll be shoving a tube up my nose to suck out the excess gas, which will reduce the pain, and hopefully dislodge the obstruction.

Isn't that - how do I put this delicately - kind of taking the long way around?


Burrell - Jan 22, 2008 9:00:56 pm PST #3531 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

eek, omnis! I hope that isn't as owie as it sounds.


NoiseDesign - Jan 22, 2008 9:21:53 pm PST #3532 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Yikes! Omnis, I hope everything comes out okay...er...um...as it were.