Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jars - Jan 22, 2008 1:49:04 am PST #3367 of 10001

Good Lord, Fay. You are a stronger woman than I.


Fay - Jan 22, 2008 2:07:28 am PST #3368 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, I'm also a very much fatter woman than thee, and although tempted, it struck me that if I had to choose between never eating cake again and never being a healthy weight, I'd go for never eating cake again. (Not that I am going for that - I'll certainly be able to eat desserts at some point, but right now I'm avoiding them. But if Glinda the Good Witch appeared and offered me a choice, it would be strong-and-healthy-body-in-the-safe-BMI-range rather than delicious-tasty-chocolate thingies, without a shadow of a doubt. Reflecting upon that made it an awful lot easier to not weaken on the avoiding-sugar thing.)

Still, I wish the kids would stop having bloody birthdays! That's the second one in a week! Sigh.

Meanwhile, I am feeling all virtuous from having gone to the gym, and have chowed down on a yummy chicken-caesar-salad-type-thing. Victory will be mine!

t /Doctor Atkins Doesn't Like Carrots


Laura - Jan 22, 2008 3:09:38 am PST #3369 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Well done, Fay!

Yay Matt! It is good to see him getting the recognition he deserves.


vw bug - Jan 22, 2008 3:10:47 am PST #3370 of 10001
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Well done, Fay!

Yay Matt! It is good to see him getting the recognition he deserves.

Points up. What she said!


Laura - Jan 22, 2008 3:17:56 am PST #3371 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Good morning, vw. Getting back into the routine?


vw bug - Jan 22, 2008 3:19:32 am PST #3372 of 10001
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Getting back into the routine?

Kind of. Though, I have no cream, so no coffee. I tried to drink it black, but it just wasn't happening. So, tea is my good friend until tomorrow when I get my check.


Laura - Jan 22, 2008 3:37:05 am PST #3373 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ah, I drink my coffee black, but prefer a bit of cream in my tea.

Also, why can't bacon be as good for me as oatmeal. The oatmeal this morning with dried cranberries is tasty, but not bacon.


vw bug - Jan 22, 2008 3:38:10 am PST #3374 of 10001
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Oh! Oatmeal! That's what I'll have for breakfast!


Fay - Jan 22, 2008 3:54:15 am PST #3375 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I like my coffee like I like my women: in a plastic cup.

t /Izzard


vw bug - Jan 22, 2008 3:57:35 am PST #3376 of 10001
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I was having a cup of tea with my hostess one day, and she got out the cream and sugar. I said I didn't use those with my tea--just my coffee. I followed it up with, "I like my tea like I like my men." Without missing a beat, she said, "Plain?" I replied, "No, silly! Strong!"