Catholic wedding post!

Although you are quite handsome in any garb, you are really smoking hot in tux. And I'm sure I'm far from the first woman to tell you this.

All Catholic Masses have the "Rocky Horror" thing going on, BTW. (That made me laugh and laugh and laugh -- I'd never thought of it that way!)

(P.S. Salmon does NOT taste like melty chicken!)

Congrats, Connie! You deserve it!

It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass, but the mass certainly adds to the length of the ceremony.

Yay connie!

It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass

That's what my sister's was since she ain't Catholic. It made it nice and shorter.

Not short, by any stretch, but shorter than a full Mass.

Although you are quite handsome in any garb, you are really smoking hot in tux.

Thanks!

All Catholic Masses have the "Rocky Horror" thing going on, BTW. (That made me laugh and laugh and laugh -- I'd never thought of it that way!)

It was one of those things where I was writing the post in my head and the joke just presented itself. I figured people would find it funny.

(P.S. Salmon does NOT taste like melty chicken!)

It did at first ! And could you blame me?? How else could I describe it but in comparison to the meat I was most familiar with? By the time I was finished, I had noticed its distinct flavor.

It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass

Ours was that way. It was super-duper fast; the priest expressed considerable surprise that I was able to work myself up to drippy sentimental tears in such a short time (to which I answered, while crying, "Oh, you really don't know me very well").

Sunil, you do indeed look smokin' hot in a tux. And especially very nice indeed in that deep jewel blue.

oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.

mwahahahaha

oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.

Yup. You learn things. Thinks humans were not meant to know.