It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass, but the mass certainly adds to the length of the ceremony.
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Jan 16, 2008 9:55:12 am PST #2637 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Daisy Jane - Jan 16, 2008 9:56:51 am PST #2638 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yay connie!
Aims - Jan 16, 2008 9:58:03 am PST #2639 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass
That's what my sister's was since she ain't Catholic. It made it nice and shorter.
Not short, by any stretch, but shorter than a full Mass.
Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2008 10:00:37 am PST #2640 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Although you are quite handsome in any garb, you are really smoking hot in tux.
Thanks!
All Catholic Masses have the "Rocky Horror" thing going on, BTW. (That made me laugh and laugh and laugh -- I'd never thought of it that way!)
It was one of those things where I was writing the post in my head and the joke just presented itself. I figured people would find it funny.
(P.S. Salmon does NOT taste like melty chicken!)
It did at first ! And could you blame me?? How else could I describe it but in comparison to the meat I was most familiar with? By the time I was finished, I had noticed its distinct flavor.
JZ - Jan 16, 2008 10:41:35 am PST #2641 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It's possible to have a Catholic wedding without a full mass
Ours was that way. It was super-duper fast; the priest expressed considerable surprise that I was able to work myself up to drippy sentimental tears in such a short time (to which I answered, while crying, "Oh, you really don't know me very well").
Sunil, you do indeed look smokin' hot in a tux. And especially very nice indeed in that deep jewel blue.
Laga - Jan 16, 2008 10:51:59 am PST #2642 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.
amych - Jan 16, 2008 10:52:55 am PST #2643 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
mwahahahaha
Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2008 10:58:06 am PST #2644 of 10001
brillig
oh why did I subscribe to the fanfic thread? Once upon a time I thought I was sick and twisted.
Yup. You learn things. Thinks humans were not meant to know.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 16, 2008 10:59:21 am PST #2645 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yup. You learn things. Thinks humans were not meant to know.
Is someone archiving ita's links in the fanfic thread?
Laga - Jan 16, 2008 11:05:49 am PST #2646 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I knew about wincest before I started watching Supernatural. Now I know of car-preg. It's a very strange way to watch a show. Especially since, where we're at in the show, it's kinda understandable. I mean, he just rebuilt the thing from a smouldering pile of rubble with his bare hands. It's not that much of a stretch to think maybe he loves it, like reallly loves it. Oh oogh. Where is the brain bleach? And I haven't even read one SPN fic. Just knowing it exists makes my brain go splodey.
edit: oops wait I lied, I have read one SPN fic but there was no wincest or carsex, it was just masturbation in a library. Perfectly sweet, normal masturbation porn.