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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Dec 30, 2007 3:57:45 pm PST #202 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

It doesn't look like it's started here yet.


Bobbi - Dec 30, 2007 4:07:07 pm PST #203 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

I have scraped and scrubbed, but I feel that there is a thin layer of plastic on the burner, and all I can do is burn it off and stink up the apartment and possibly fill it with toxic fumes. thoughts?

You could try oven cleaner on it before resorting to flame. Spray it with oven cleaner, put it in a dark plastic bag, and let it sit for a few hours, then scrub.

And if you do have to burn it, 1) remove all chemicals first and 2) do it outside if your burners can be removed.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2007 4:27:18 pm PST #204 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's snowing here, again.


vw bug - Dec 30, 2007 4:33:19 pm PST #205 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Cashmere, did they get your snowblower fixed?


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2007 4:52:34 pm PST #206 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

They're replacing it, vw. We're supposed to pick up the new one tomorrow. I hope they come in.

think of me when you're in St. Thomas, yeah?


vw bug - Dec 30, 2007 4:53:05 pm PST #207 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, my! I sure hope so!

ETA: And it just started snowing here.


JZ - Dec 30, 2007 5:13:56 pm PST #208 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am officially Fried. Matilda and I had a lovely most-of-the-day, going to church (everyone, clergy and laity alike, is utterly smitten with her, and she spends the talky non-musical bits running up and down the aisles taking attendance and saying hello to everyone) and visiting my grandfather's lady friend, and everything was wonderful right up until the second when we walked in the door of our apartment and I decided, since Hec and Tom weren't back from Sweeney Todd yet and Matilda was fast asleep in my arms, to slounge down on the couch in front of the heater and watch some of the new Futurama movie that Tom had brought over and consume one of the fancy English Cadbury bars from my stocking while Matilda snoozed on my chest.

Oh. My. God. She woke instantly at the sound of the wrapper, demanded the entire candy bar, and, upon being denied, went in a matter of seconds from zero to howling, snarling, arching, punching, snot-bubbling TANTRUM, so bad that I finally had to just clear the floor of poky objects and lay her down until she'd run out of steam. Not cute or funny, just awful.

So, three earthshattering tantrums so far, two fashion (one black purse, one pair of black shoes) and one chocolate. We're operating on the tentative hypothesis that somehow I have carried and borne Jilli's spirit child. Advice gladly sought.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2007 5:21:14 pm PST #209 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't advise giving in, JZ. Olivia does the drama queen bit and demands my cans of diet coke. With a banshee howl right in my face when I deny her.

Eventually, she will learn that her tantrum will not gain the results she seeks. However, you will hate the entire process and will break out in a cold sweat and be tempted to give in just a little bit and thus slide down the slippery slope.


BigDuluth - Dec 30, 2007 5:36:23 pm PST #210 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

What Cash said. Trying to go back up after you slipped down said slope would make it so much worse in the long run.


Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2007 6:18:16 pm PST #211 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Turn off smoke detectors first? Because if you are going to have to deal with icky toxic fumes, it should be silent.

Anyone else alarmed that Cass jumps in with this suggestion?