Turn off smoke detectors first? Because if you are going to have to deal with icky toxic fumes, it should be silent.

Anyone else alarmed that Cass jumps in with this suggestion?

Any one out there know how to navigate the insurance system. My doc prescribed Seasonale, the three month birth control pill, but my insurance is refusing to cover it. they want them to dispense it in one month increments, but it doesn't work that way, which seems to suggest that this is about money, which is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'm more than a little pissed. Any thoughts?

Any one out there know how to navigate the insurance system. My doc prescribed Seasonale, the three month birth control pill, but my insurance is refusing to cover it. they want them to dispense it in one month increments, but it doesn't work that way, which seems to suggest that this is about money, which is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'm more than a little pissed. Any thoughts?

I had the same problem. I think I had to make a few calls b/w the pharmacy, my insurance, and my doctor, but eventually they dispensed the first 3 months at once.

Luckily, I hated Seasonale so much that I never had to go through that again.

We're operating on the tentative hypothesis that somehow I have carried and borne Jilli's spirit child.

So what you're saying is that after I get back from DisneyWorld, I need to send Matilda a fanged bunny of her very own. I can do that.

I have no helpful advice about tantrums. I always took the tactic of ignoring (as best I could) any tantrums that my cousins or the kids I babysat threw. Well, okay, with my cousins, I would let them shriek for a bit, and then I would prove to them that I could scream louder. That usually astonished them so much that they'd forget that they were mid-tantrum.

We're operating on the tentative hypothesis that somehow I have carried and borne Jilli's spirit child.

nods, awed. and slightly appalled.

Poor you! In a totally-has-no-right-as-non-parent-but-works-with-little-'uns kind of way, I do wholeheartedly agree with Cash. I see the result of parents who let the kid take control, and, gah, it is of the bad. But you know that, and I don't mean to patronise you, 'cause obviously you won't do that. (And, bless, church sounds adorable!) I'm just sorry you've got the stress of the meltdowns! NO fun.

Dude. Did we know this?

in March 2007, self-proclaimed vampire hunters broke into the tomb of Slobodan Milošević, former president of Serbia and Yugoslavia, and staked his body through the heart into the ground. Although the group involved claimed it was to prevent Milošević from returning as a vampire, it is not known whether those involved actually believed this or if the crime was politically motivated >[link]

Dude. DUDE.

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Luckily, I hated Seasonale so much that I never had to go through that again.

really? why?

Trudy, that is made of awesome.

We should do that when Cheney dies.

really? why?

For one, it made me feel like crap. I've been on a number of pills and never had a problem (aside from a few that made my libido take a nosedive).

Also, the "spotting" they mention was more like your full-on period. And it was completely random. Apparently that gets better as time goes on, but, as someone who had never even had spotting and had always been regular on or off the pill (even if I forget to take it for a day or two), it just didn't seem worth it.

It had just come out when I went on it and my doctor was pretty keen on me trying it post-surgery, but even she thought my experience with it was ridiculous.

ETA: I believe she had other patients with similar experiences.