I can't fault Trudy about the letters, because I used to waste time and raise my blood pressure at [link] Do not click if you're allergic to stupid and/or Viagra jokes. If I were really Keith's girlfriend, I think I'd spend WAY too much time plotting their demises. OTOH, I'd have the money to have it done by professionals.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2008 8:38:31 pm PST #1763 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
meara - Jan 10, 2008 9:30:00 pm PST #1764 of 10001
meara, there's a new guy at work and they were HIS pics, not mine!
Oh! Hah! I thought they were yours, and I was kinda surprised, like "Huh, I didn't picture d as the type to be emailing dirty pics around at WORK, but..."
Fay - Jan 10, 2008 9:50:10 pm PST #1765 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
It probably was fruit but, if it wasn't, at least it was a dead rat.
And in Fay's Adventures In GrossOut World, the little boy standing in front of me vomited straight into the Som Tham (Papaya Salad) tray in the lunchline. The headmistress was right there, and spotted it before I did as he was right under her nose, and she was all 'Woah! Stop! Stop the line! Stop serving!'...and there was a moment while the serving lady looked at her in which it was clear that the serving lady pretty much felt that this was a waste of good food, and that they could carry on serving the salad from the OTHER end of the tray, as it had not actually been vomited onto. Headmistress fixed her with steelly deathglare o'doom, and the salad tray was hastily removed.
Huh. My SiL is applying to be a professional dominatrix. Because she likes the clothes and needs a job.
Awesome! Interview-ma her way!
Apparently the little girl has a problem with Lucius Malfoy, because she was terrified of the cane. I shouldn't have laughed.
Okay, that? Is fucking hilarious. Of course you should have laughed.
edited for apostrophe abuse
Polter-Cow - Jan 10, 2008 9:58:17 pm PST #1766 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
omnis_audis - Jan 11, 2008 1:21:45 am PST #1767 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I was picked up by omnis_audis, one of the few, the proud: the male Buffistas.
Whoo-Rah!
Hey ND, see, I'm not a 12 y.o. girl! P-C says so! So there!!!
(I realize, that little whining incident is not helping at all. I blame the insomnia)
CaBil - Jan 11, 2008 4:22:37 am PST #1768 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Speaking of a male Buffista, 'allo!
I am dancing a little dance for no other reason that today is Ms Havisham's and I eleventh wedding anniversary. 11 years on the 11th!
Yeah, it's silly, but considering I spend most of the day plunked in front of the computer screen at home, it doesn't take much...
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2008 4:24:36 am PST #1769 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Anniversary CaBil and Ms. Havisham!
Nora Deirdre - Jan 11, 2008 4:26:23 am PST #1770 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yeah, it's silly, but considering I spend most of the day plunked in front of the computer screen at home, it doesn't take much...
Dude! That's not silly at all! That is AWESOME! Happy anniversary, you crazy kids!
Sparky1 - Jan 11, 2008 4:28:19 am PST #1771 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Happy Anniversaries are never silly! May you have many more!
Cashmere - Jan 11, 2008 4:29:35 am PST #1772 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Happy Anniversary, CaBil & Ms Havisham!