It probably was fruit but, if it wasn't, at least it was a dead rat.
And in Fay's Adventures In GrossOut World, the little boy standing in front of me vomited straight into the Som Tham (Papaya Salad) tray in the lunchline. The headmistress was right there, and spotted it before I did as he was right under her nose, and she was all 'Woah! Stop! Stop the line! Stop serving!'...and there was a moment while the serving lady looked at her in which it was clear that the serving lady pretty much felt that this was a waste of good food, and that they could carry on serving the salad from the OTHER end of the tray, as it had not actually been vomited onto. Headmistress fixed her with steelly deathglare o'doom, and the salad tray was hastily removed.
Huh. My SiL is applying to be a professional dominatrix. Because she likes the clothes and needs a job.
Awesome! Interview-ma her way!
Apparently the little girl has a problem with Lucius Malfoy, because she was terrified of the cane. I shouldn't have laughed.
Okay, that? Is fucking hilarious. Of course you should have laughed.
edited for apostrophe abuse