I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


d - Jan 10, 2008 3:09:36 pm PST #1739 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

It was Fruit! Surely, next to a market it's plausibly squished fruit. If the drivers don't give a damn and dog's won't take the time to crap in the crossing, a person could drop fruit, fear for their lives, and race on sans fruit. Right?

In possibly entertaining news, what happens when you mix revealing photos sent to you via email and lacking knowledge of computers? Your co-worker (me) might catch your nudie pics while trying to help you. While we were talking about attaching your photo to a document, those weren't quite what I had in mind!


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2008 3:13:54 pm PST #1740 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

guess they weren't hot enough to forward to friends... or us.

But, um... on your WORK computer!?! C'mon. That's a lil non-sensical, no?


Gadget_Girl - Jan 10, 2008 3:14:30 pm PST #1741 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Fruit. I am absolutely certain. No self respecting vermin would die in the street. Fruit I tell you.

I second this thought.


d - Jan 10, 2008 3:27:24 pm PST #1742 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

He was surprised when they came up - I think he's just clueless.


hippocampus - Jan 10, 2008 3:39:31 pm PST #1743 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

"oh, were those my nudie pics? goodness, how clumsy of me!"

sorry about the asshat problem d.


Cass - Jan 10, 2008 3:41:55 pm PST #1744 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Fruit, totally fruit.

someone make me step away from the Salon letters
Back away from the Salon letters. Not even slowly, turn around and run like your sanity depends on it. And listen to JZ, for she is wise.

In conclusion, fruit.


d - Jan 10, 2008 3:52:11 pm PST #1745 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Well, pics were of the non-asshate, so the situation was a wee bit entertaining. The other one is "going to start being here more full-time", so I'm glad I emailed someone about real estate options. Guess I'll need to Craigslist again too.

Now I'm still at the office trying to get the last records updated, and eating chocolate. Missed my opportunity to go the pool today, but there may be the possibility of the gym tomorrow.


Fred Pete - Jan 10, 2008 4:30:17 pm PST #1746 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I only watch local news if we are in a hurricane watch.

The Weather Channel can fill that role nicely. Except, if you have satellite TV, you don't get local weather (including local radar) during Local on the 8s.


lisah - Jan 10, 2008 4:35:34 pm PST #1747 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I think I stood in a rat.

It probably was fruit but, if it wasn't, at least it was a dead rat.

My worst nightmare (which I thought of today because there was an odd noise in my backseat as I was driving home from work ... it turned out to be a water bottle rolling around) is that I am trapped in my car with a rat. On the highway. AIEEEEE


meara - Jan 10, 2008 4:59:25 pm PST #1748 of 10001

Work has gone by really quickly this week! Yay! Because I"ve been crazy busy. OTOH, the woman who is not my boss, but is vaguely in charge of me on my project, said she likes working with me, today, because I'm on top of things! WHEW! Because I have not been FEELING on top of things!

See, when I read "fountain of white stuff," the first place my mind went was not "I thought I was an android."

Me neither. And I"m not even straight.

Really? I just wanted to make a comment about the heartbreak of Thai elephant prostitution.

I just KNOW that Peruvian squirrel pimps are behind this somehow, and it's connected with a mallard snuff porn ring.

Hah! Frankenbudda with the old references FTW!

he is supportive IF he can set the timetable for the transition which would keep me dedicated on this contract through September

Dude. That's nine months from now. He can find a way to transition you off WAY quicker than that.

d, were they nudie pics OF YOU, or just random ones?

Lisa, I think I hate you. You have given me a NEW WORST NIGHTMARE