You could get one of these [link]
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Admit it Trudy, you've been farting around her office haven't you.
You could get one of these [link]
I'm VERY tempted, but as my camera croaked in December and my cellphone plan MUST be upgraded (no long distance or roaming on current plan) before the trip, another electronics purchase just before a vacation feels like, perhaps, poor budget control.
But I am verrry tempted...
edited to clarify that I am in no way connected to any flatulence, alleged or otherwise...
Aggh - rereading that link - 7 hours additional battery life! DJ, you temptress! I may just have to go there!
Now, naturally I would not wish illness on anyone because that's just mean.
Really? Because I so would. And did.
You're welcome.
I am evil eeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiilllllllll!
Really? Because I so would. And did.
Ditto. I think I did a mean little raised-left-eyebrow, serves-her-right sorta thing, too.
Now, naturally I would not wish illness on anyone because that's just mean.
That's what we're here for.
I am evil eeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiilllllllll!
Like the fru-its of the dev-il?
Admit it Trudy, you've been farting around her office haven't you.
Look, sometimes you're standng with your back to someone's desk (for whatever reason) and one lands on her keyboard. And her lunch.