'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Go Aimee, GO!!!!! Smite, smite, smite.
I'm usually cold in my office, but today it is an icebox. Apparently the heat failed after the storm on Friday and they JUST got it fixed. Gonna take all day to get the place to a reasonable temp. Bleh....got too much work to do to work from home, plus the boss is still here from Boise. Or she should be - she hasn't come in yet. Has me kinda worried.
May your day be free of fuckcakes.
Geeeze. I read that as fruitcakes and agreed. And then I reread.
Cal State San Diego wants her to apply to their honors program.
The could be a Buffista-sprog in my neck of the woods? Awesome! (Plus, go K-Bug, you brainy thing, you!)
And yay, Sparky-niece!
Happy B-day, Joe! I was going to give you the day off from working on the transporter but it looks like I've already been overruled. Sorry.
Aimee, good luck with the drama.
I accidentally REALLY overslept yesterday, so had a very hard time getting to sleep last night. Today, am zombie. Sore, slept weird when I slept at all, zombie. GRONK.
Happy Birthday, MM!
Happy Birthday, Joe!!!
Happy b-day, MM! May your day be free of fuckcakes.
happy birthday. On a 20 minute drive this weekend, I called various drivers a fuckstick, a fuckcake and a fuckwad. Of course, I thought of you.
The could be a Buffista-sprog in my neck of the woods?
There is the chance, though it is slim, I believe that University of the Pacific, Cal State Sonoma, and Cal State Fresno are her preferred schools over San Diego - though who knows. So far she has not heard from Sonoma, and she is just now submitting her application to UoP.
Thanks, all.
To celebrate my birthday I wrote an article on customer service for Helium.com.
...
That's kind of a stupid way to celebrate a birthday, isn't it?
...shoulda worked on that transporter...what was I thinking?...
...shoulda worked on that transporter
coughnovelcough
On a 20 minute drive this weekend, I called various drivers a fuckstick, a fuckcake and a fuckwad. Of course, I thought of you.
Aww...I'm touched.
As to my day being fuckcake free, well...we all know that won't happen...
Phone: *Ring*
Me: Aw, c'mon! It's my birthday!
Phone: *Happy birthday. Ring.*
Me: You don't really care, do you?
Phone: *No. Ring.*
Me: You suck.
Fuckcake O' the Day Numero Uno: I'd like to cancel my insurance.
Me: Okay, what's your name please?
FCOtDNU: Fuckcake O' the Day Numero Uno.
Me: Thank you. *clackity type type* Um...sir, we show you were terminated a year ago.
FCOtDNU: Yeah, they fired me.
Me: Then you don't have insurance through us.
FCOtDNU: The hell I don't!
Me: Sir...how did you pay for your insurance when you were with us?
FCOtDNU: You took it out of my paycheck.
Me: Right.
FCOtDNU: Right.
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...I...don't get a paycheck from you anymore.
Me: Right.
FCOtDNU: ...so...I'm not paying for insurance...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...so...why am I calling you?
Me: I'm sure I don't know.
FCOtDNU: ...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: *click*