Happy Birthday, Joe!!!
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2008 7:48:03 am PST #1216 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Vortex - Jan 07, 2008 7:54:44 am PST #1217 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Happy b-day, MM! May your day be free of fuckcakes.
happy birthday. On a 20 minute drive this weekend, I called various drivers a fuckstick, a fuckcake and a fuckwad. Of course, I thought of you.
SuziQ - Jan 07, 2008 7:59:17 am PST #1218 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The could be a Buffista-sprog in my neck of the woods?
There is the chance, though it is slim, I believe that University of the Pacific, Cal State Sonoma, and Cal State Fresno are her preferred schools over San Diego - though who knows. So far she has not heard from Sonoma, and she is just now submitting her application to UoP.
Miracleman - Jan 07, 2008 8:04:54 am PST #1219 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Thanks, all.
To celebrate my birthday I wrote an article on customer service for Helium.com.
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That's kind of a stupid way to celebrate a birthday, isn't it?
...shoulda worked on that transporter...what was I thinking?...
Tom Scola - Jan 07, 2008 8:07:14 am PST #1220 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
...shoulda worked on that transporter
coughnovelcough
Miracleman - Jan 07, 2008 8:10:47 am PST #1221 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
On a 20 minute drive this weekend, I called various drivers a fuckstick, a fuckcake and a fuckwad. Of course, I thought of you.
Aww...I'm touched.
As to my day being fuckcake free, well...we all know that won't happen...
Phone: *Ring*
Me: Aw, c'mon! It's my birthday!
Phone: *Happy birthday. Ring.*
Me: You don't really care, do you?
Phone: *No. Ring.*
Me: You suck.
Fuckcake O' the Day Numero Uno: I'd like to cancel my insurance.
Me: Okay, what's your name please?
FCOtDNU: Fuckcake O' the Day Numero Uno.
Me: Thank you. *clackity type type* Um...sir, we show you were terminated a year ago.
FCOtDNU: Yeah, they fired me.
Me: Then you don't have insurance through us.
FCOtDNU: The hell I don't!
Me: Sir...how did you pay for your insurance when you were with us?
FCOtDNU: You took it out of my paycheck.
Me: Right.
FCOtDNU: Right.
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...I...don't get a paycheck from you anymore.
Me: Right.
FCOtDNU: ...so...I'm not paying for insurance...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: ...so...why am I calling you?
Me: I'm sure I don't know.
FCOtDNU: ...
Me: ...
FCOtDNU: *click*
-t - Jan 07, 2008 8:10:55 am PST #1222 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's kind of a stupid way to celebrate a birthday, isn't it?
Nope!
Pix - Jan 07, 2008 8:14:18 am PST #1223 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!
Congrats to Buffista sprog and their college acceptances!
Sorry you're having a rotten day, Aims.
I just woke up, AIFG. I have a crapload to do today, and I am so glad that none of it will involve safety drills. Apparently that's what the entire afternoon of the PD day is supposed to be. I think I'll celebrate our NEWLY TILED TUB (love our landlady so much) by showering and then fetch the kitties from the cat palace, take down Christmas decorations, and unpack. Then I'll prep for classes tomorrow. So much better than safety drills.
Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2008 8:16:21 am PST #1224 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Heeee. That's not a fuckcake, MM; that's just a moron.
Miracleman - Jan 07, 2008 8:18:39 am PST #1225 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
That's not a fuckcake, MM; that's just a moron.
Often the two terms are interchangeable.