Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2007 8:33:44 am PST #9831 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, wait.

I don't have a sofa.


Hil R. - Dec 30, 2007 8:34:46 am PST #9832 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I baked some rum cookies for a party I'm going to tomorrow. (Well, they're in the oven now. But the batter tastes good. Mmmm, rum.)


sarameg - Dec 30, 2007 8:49:08 am PST #9833 of 10001

Laundry, laundry, laundry.


Kat - Dec 30, 2007 10:05:46 am PST #9834 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm so proud! My black eyed peas are done. Soup is done. Baby is napping. GO team me!

ita, tomorrow afternoon, right? What time works for you?


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2007 10:08:10 am PST #9835 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It's kind of amazing, the great gobs of fur you end up with. In fact, I'm Furminating Walter right now AIFG.

We have a loop-style shedding blade, and it works okay, but after looking on the Furminator site, we're definitely getting one.

Since my last post 3 hours ago, I have: brushed the dogs, taken my car to get it washed and cleaned inside, bought a newspaper, vacuumed the 4 main hairy rooms (kitchen, dining room, living room, and bathroom), and now I'm eating some chicken nuggets to fuel up before shredding old bills.

I think I need a beer.


lori - Dec 30, 2007 10:11:01 am PST #9836 of 10001

The Furminator really does work so much better than the shedding blade, which we had thought was the shit for our sheddy double-coated dogs. Try Amazon for better prices on the Furminator.


Allyson - Dec 30, 2007 10:11:21 am PST #9837 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My nephew doesn't really seem interested in playing with me, and my neice pretty much cries if I look at her.

I'm disowning them.


Sue - Dec 30, 2007 10:13:26 am PST #9838 of 10001
hip deep in pie

You guys. I can't get off the sofa!

There must be a virus going around. I got up at nine to go for groceries, adn finally made it there around 1. And that's all I've done today.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2007 10:16:12 am PST #9839 of 10001
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

Matt, was it boy penetration?

Boy-on-girl from what I gathered, though I didn't stay past the female mudwrestling opener.

The real fun was bumping into the head of my university's honors program and his classy, sophisticated colleague/date on Bourbon Street right in front of the place with the mannequin legs pistoning in and out of the wall.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2007 10:23:40 am PST #9840 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I... took a shower. Now maybe bills.