Matt, was it boy penetration?
Boy-on-girl from what I gathered, though I didn't stay past the female mudwrestling opener.
The real fun was bumping into the head of my university's honors program and his classy, sophisticated colleague/date on Bourbon Street right in front of the place with the mannequin legs pistoning in and out of the wall.
I... took a shower. Now maybe bills.
I put away laundry, cleaned the bathroom, emptied, scrubbed and refilled the catbox, and now to swiffer the joint. That is, if I can get back off the couch myself.
This is possibly a ridiculous question, but: I got nice new towels for Christmas (yay!). Is there any reason to do anything with my sad old towels other than just put them in the trash?
I like to keep old towels around to mop up icky spills with. And for when I'm dying my hair.
Today I have: taken cough syrup and proceeded to sit on my butt not doing anything rpoductive but also not coughing, so that's a win.
Old towels are also good for drying off pets.
Cut some up for dust rags. And ditto what everyone else suggested. Old towels are good for messes because you can just toss them if the mess is too yetchy.
Allyson, offer them sugar.
Laundry done. I need to clean now. And iron because for some stupid reason, my pants got all twisted up and now need ironing. Bah. I'll vacuum first, so I don't end up having to defur the pants too (my ironing board sits 5 inches off the floor. )
Jesse, how sad are the old towels? Homeless shelters can usually use towels that aren't on their last legs.
Also animal shelters.
I watched the Bears actually win a game and had fun watching my cat chew on the ribbon she pulled from the tree. Is that an accomplishment-filled day?
I watched the Bears actually win a game
The Chicago Bears? A football game? Aw crap it must be the apocalypse.