I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Dec 28, 2007 5:04:58 am PST #9461 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Jesse! When you go home today, be careful not to trip over any guitar playing hipsters!


msbelle - Dec 28, 2007 5:07:22 am PST #9462 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was an hour late to work. The office thought I was bailing on my last day. but no, just full on sick with a child who overslept and then acted up, oh and an emergency grocery store trip.

I hate today.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2007 5:09:48 am PST #9463 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am the only one in the office. I'm now cleaning up broken glass...


Jessica - Dec 28, 2007 5:13:33 am PST #9464 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My BiL in Pakistan's account of the situation.

ION, I feel like ass today. Not sure why. And I can't leave early because I have to take a !@#%(!#$)!)#$!)@ broken monitor to the Apple Store and their earliest appointment was 1:40. Bleargh.


Sue - Dec 28, 2007 5:26:27 am PST #9465 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Seriously, why did I bother being on time for work? It makes no sense.

Why did I bother coming in. I am here today for one day, then I am off until the 2nd. Why didn't I take today as a vacation day? I make no sense to myself sometimes.


Jesse - Dec 28, 2007 5:27:15 am PST #9466 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fucking hipsters.

Habit?

Yes, also a sense of obligation. To what, I don't know. I still haven't worked today.


Ginger - Dec 28, 2007 5:27:52 am PST #9467 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Awwwwwww [link]


sarameg - Dec 28, 2007 5:28:19 am PST #9468 of 10001

Let's see, BWI's baggage claim continued to suck and got jammed. I really do think they have the most incompetent of baggage handlers. Got home really late, but unpacked because I hate being packed at home. Picked up the cat this morning and he decided to poop in the carrier on the 20 minute ride home. Gah. Cleaned him up as best I could in a hurry, but he'll be getting a bath tonight.Now at work, catching up on email and typoing due to keyboard confusion.

Tired.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 28, 2007 5:47:30 am PST #9469 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sheesh, they're almost as bad as Bethlehem priests.

To be fair, I'm a little less surprised at violence from wild pioneer explorer types who are cooped up together in a frozen wasteland than from role models of moral conduct who are entrusted with caring for the birthplace of the Prince of Peace.

Some people are going to be getting coal in their stockings next year.


Allyson - Dec 28, 2007 5:53:39 am PST #9470 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

can i be late to work, too?

I'm all packed for home except my makeup bag.

I have horrid heartburn, and I'm a little queasy. My stomach always revolts before a flight.

Now have to go to work for 8 hours, then to airport, then to fly.

Two weeks of no work, no getting up early, no grocery shopping.

Sweet.