Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2007 4:48:19 am PST #9456 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Antarctic base staff evacuated after Christmas brawl

Two men, one with a suspected broken jaw, have been airlifted from the Antarctic's most remote research facility after an incident described as a "drunken Christmas punch-up".

The brawl happened at the US-operated Amundsen-Scott South Pole station, located at the heart of the frozen continent. The station, where staff carry out a range of scientific investigations from astrophysics to seismology, is currently being rebuilt in a £76m project.

After reports of the fight reached staff at McMurdo station, the headquarters of the US Antarctic Programme, which is located on Ross Island, a US Air Force Hercules was sent to pick up the injured man and the other worker.

They were flown back to McMurdo, but it was decided the man's injuries were too serious to be treated in Antarctica and he was taken on to Christchurch, New Zealand, accompanied by a nurse and a paramedic.

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"There was an altercation between two people -- there's no indication of the cause or of the background between the two folks," said Peter West, spokesman for the National Science Foundation which manages the US Antarctic programme.

The injured man is an employee of Raytheon Polar Services, one of America's largest defence contractors. A company spokeswoman, Val Carroll, said an investigation into the incident would be held. She said it was company policy not to release names of the two men.

The other man involved in the incident has flown back to the United States.


Jesse - Dec 28, 2007 4:56:04 am PST #9457 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, quester!

The baby in the stocking killed me as well.

Seriously, why did I bother being on time for work? It makes no sense.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 28, 2007 4:56:11 am PST #9458 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sheesh, they're almost as bad as Bethlehem priests.


Kat - Dec 28, 2007 5:02:44 am PST #9459 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Seriously, why did I bother being on time for work? It makes no sense.

Habit?


lisah - Dec 28, 2007 5:03:27 am PST #9460 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I was here early! Well, like 10 minutes early. I've been here for over an hour and nobody is here yet. I think there are like 2 other people working in the office today anyway. I wonder if I'll get anything done?


Tom Scola - Dec 28, 2007 5:04:58 am PST #9461 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Jesse! When you go home today, be careful not to trip over any guitar playing hipsters!


msbelle - Dec 28, 2007 5:07:22 am PST #9462 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was an hour late to work. The office thought I was bailing on my last day. but no, just full on sick with a child who overslept and then acted up, oh and an emergency grocery store trip.

I hate today.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2007 5:09:48 am PST #9463 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am the only one in the office. I'm now cleaning up broken glass...


Jessica - Dec 28, 2007 5:13:33 am PST #9464 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My BiL in Pakistan's account of the situation.

ION, I feel like ass today. Not sure why. And I can't leave early because I have to take a !@#%(!#$)!)#$!)@ broken monitor to the Apple Store and their earliest appointment was 1:40. Bleargh.


Sue - Dec 28, 2007 5:26:27 am PST #9465 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Seriously, why did I bother being on time for work? It makes no sense.

Why did I bother coming in. I am here today for one day, then I am off until the 2nd. Why didn't I take today as a vacation day? I make no sense to myself sometimes.