I always get St. Anthony and St. Christoper mixed up, actually. The only one I remember is St. Jude for lost causes.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Dec 26, 2007 5:33:24 pm PST #9262 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Jesse - Dec 26, 2007 5:34:27 pm PST #9263 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
St Anthony St Anthony please come 'round, something's been lost that cannot be found?
Yep! And there it was! He always comes through, apparently.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2007 5:42:52 pm PST #9264 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am the patron saint of Limerick.
Or somesuch.
Trudy Booth - Dec 26, 2007 5:52:09 pm PST #9265 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wasn't St. Christopher de-sainted for being not real?
Kristen - Dec 26, 2007 5:53:23 pm PST #9266 of 10001
I always get St. Anthony and St. Christoper mixed up, actually. The only one I remember is St. Jude for lost causes.
St. Anthony = Patron Saint of Lost Things
St. Jude = Patron Saint of Lost Causes
St. Christopher = Patron Saint of Travelers aka the Might Not Even Have Been a Real Guy Saint
ETA: HA! X-post. His feast day was removed from the calendar but he is still a saint.
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 5:55:44 pm PST #9267 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is there a patron saint for nonbelievers?
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 5:56:33 pm PST #9268 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wasn't St. Christopher de-sainted for being not real?
That sucks. It's not his fault he's not real....
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 6:04:04 pm PST #9269 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
meara - Dec 26, 2007 6:11:56 pm PST #9270 of 10001
Well, the patron saint of doubters is St. Joseph, but I can't seem to find one of nonbelievers (or heathens!). The patron saint of souls in purgatory is "Anima Sola, Our Lady Mt. Carmel"
Steph L. - Dec 26, 2007 6:12:17 pm PST #9271 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Wasn't St. Christopher de-sainted for being not real?
It wasn't that Some Dude Named Christopher didn't exist; it's that the Big Important Saintly Story That Got Him Saintified (you know, turned stones into jam, healed a million orphan puppies in one day) didn't really happen. IIRC, what was alleged to have happened (but then later was decided by, I don't know, the CSI Vatican division) was that Chris carried the Christ child across a river or something.
Get it? Safe travel?
Sometimes the patron saint thing overreaches, IMO.