There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 25, 2007 11:01:59 am PST #9094 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Scantily dressed Santa arrested on DUI charge in Hollywood

LOS ANGELES - Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.


JZ - Dec 25, 2007 11:06:06 am PST #9095 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Baby spam:

Matilda's favorite present so far


tommyrot - Dec 25, 2007 11:10:31 am PST #9096 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is she boppin' her head to the music? or because of the exciting ducks?


JZ - Dec 25, 2007 11:13:40 am PST #9097 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Bopping to the music. She also does a little stompy dance to "Linus and Lucy," and yesterday at church she was hip-shaking so hard to a gospel-y number that her big crinoline skirt was swinging back and forth like a bell. She loves her music like a mad lovin' thing.


askye - Dec 25, 2007 11:22:18 am PST #9098 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm sorry people are sick,that sucks.

Matilda and Dylan are so cute! It's so great to see their christmas. Next Xmas I will be bombarding y'all with pictures of my future niece or nephew! I found out today that my FSIL is expecting in August. I'm so excited I can barely stand it.


Tom Scola - Dec 25, 2007 11:25:10 am PST #9099 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

That's one funky baby you've got there, JZ.


JZ - Dec 25, 2007 11:26:58 am PST #9100 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

She's groovealicious, Tom. I hope you packed your dancing shoes for New Year's Eve.

Yay, askye! That's wonderful Christmas news! I became a mom before being an auntie, but I hear the auntie gig is just ridiculously fun.


askye - Dec 25, 2007 11:37:07 am PST #9101 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm not sure that the Momthing is going to be in the cards for me, so I plan to make the most of being Auntie Ali.

Also, both my parents are going to be retired by the time the baby comes so they'll be able to spend more time than otherwise.


Jessica - Dec 25, 2007 11:38:47 am PST #9102 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Go Matilda go! Rock out!


Hil R. - Dec 25, 2007 11:46:37 am PST #9103 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

All adorable babies.

We went to see Sweeney Todd this afternoon, and are going out to dinner tonight. I'm trying to figure out how much my sister will kill me if I wear Mrs. Lovett hair. (It's being super-frizzy anyway, so I figure I might as well just go with it. Plus, it's fun.)