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"That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans." —Slash on the benefits of being a rock star
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:15:50 am PST #8755 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
juliana - Dec 21, 2007 8:19:06 am PST #8756 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
"That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans." —Slash on the benefits of being a rock star
Something Ms. Fergalicious could stand to learn.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2007 8:19:29 am PST #8757 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's my new boss now.
Be sure to bring in Beggin' Strips.
I don't see getting the 24th off as a First Amendment issue, because Christmas is such a secular holiday and no one is getting any work done anyway. (I recognize that "not getting any work done" is not a First Amendment issue, but it's a reasonable business justification.) I think giving people Good Friday off is over the line. I know many an atheist who goes all out in terms of trees and Santas for Christmas, but Easter is really only a holiday for Christians and people who worship Marshmallow Peeps.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:19:34 am PST #8758 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I already told y'all about my jacked holiday schedule. These people are craxy.
Unrelated to anything (or anyone) here. Who writes, "the events that led me to anticipate the terminus of 2007"? I'll tell you who, a douchy douchebag, that's who. Wouldn't the fact that it's fucking December lead you to anticipate the end of 2007? Also, you are not a stoic. Someone who needs the newest shit all the time and has an apartment in Plano is not a damned stoic.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2007 8:22:06 am PST #8759 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
He needs events in order to realize that 2007 is going to end?
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2007 8:24:53 am PST #8760 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Instead of Good Friday we get a floating holiday that most people use on their birthdays. I'll be at work on Dec. 31st. But I'm not griping about working, I'm actually a bit fed up with Holiday Spread and not being able to go to certain businesses from the Wednesday before Thanksgiving until Jan. 2nd without wondering if they'll have decided to close on a whim.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:25:03 am PST #8761 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Apparently, but he didn't want to go into details. Of course this is from the same dude who posted 50 mistakes women make in bed-which he copied from someone else's blog.
Jackass.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2007 8:26:24 am PST #8762 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
He need events in order to realize that 2007 is going to end?
Hasn't he noticed that baby new year has this long beard now? Heloooooo?
amych - Dec 21, 2007 8:26:45 am PST #8763 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Of course this is from the same dude who posted 50 mistakes women make in bed
Good lord. Please tell me someone had the eggs to respond with "1. Ended up there with you; 2. Ended up there with you; 3. Ended up..."
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2007 8:28:02 am PST #8764 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
4. Forwarded this to Human Resources