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I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

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juliana - Dec 21, 2007 8:03:54 am PST #8747 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't know, I thought this was the quote of the 90s:

"With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before me. If I'd been born at the same time as John Lennon, I'd have been up there."

(Noel from Oasis)

Jessica - Dec 21, 2007 8:05:50 am PST #8748 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

HR hasn't told us we can leave early, but I'm taking a long lunch just BECAUSE I CAN. There will even be beer.

Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2007 8:05:57 am PST #8749 of 10001

brillig

Not only do I have to work the 24th and the 31st, I'm also working the 1st, because my company has released a service pack that doesn't apply to three quarters of our customers and will wipe out their data if they don't carefully read the warnings. Just the thing you want to do to a company that's trying to shut down for Christmas.

"But we're buying you lunch!"

The only reason the company is buying us lunch is because they dont' want us to leave our desks.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 8:06:54 am PST #8750 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Noel from Oasis

aka Wanker.

Allyson - Dec 21, 2007 8:09:15 am PST #8751 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I was 40 minutes late for soul-sucking job. Need to leave at noon to get Gracie, have her pic taken with Santa, cuddle her for an hour, and come back to the soul suck to get my Action Items (this phrase means TPS Reports) completed.

Then go home, fetch headshots from Colin, bake more cookies, clean, shoot self in head.

tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:10:53 am PST #8752 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a sudden, inexplicable craving for blue cheese.

SuziQ - Dec 21, 2007 8:12:03 am PST #8753 of 10001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm supposed to work both the 24th and the 31st. I think I'm working from home of the 24th, if I have to work, I shall be in my PJ's thank you very much. Unfortunately I must appear in the office on the 31st. It is the start of the new monthly cycle and I need to kick a bunch of things into motion.

Today - I'm in the office doing close to nothing. I got the big things done and am considering skipping out early to go see Sweeney.

brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 8:12:26 am PST #8754 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now," — R. Kelly.

Yeah, tell it to the judge, asshole. Oh wait...

tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:15:50 am PST #8755 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bunch more quotes: [link]

"That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans." —Slash on the benefits of being a rock star

juliana - Dec 21, 2007 8:19:06 am PST #8756 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans." —Slash on the benefits of being a rock star

Something Ms. Fergalicious could stand to learn.

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