Bling toilet signals the pinnacle of human progress
Yes, this fancy toilet has 50,000 Swarovski crystals lovingly hand set all over it, making you feel like you're literally sitting on a throne while you sit on the throne. It's absolutely ridiculous, and while I can't imagine anyone ever taking this thing seriously and dropping $75,000 on it, I'm sorry to say that someone already has. Somebody stop the planet, I want to get off.
It's kind of pretty....
You'd just love to get sporked, wouldn't you?
Every chance I get to get sporked, by God I get sporked.
Every chance I get to get sporked, by God I get sporked.
You've been banned from KFC I assume?
One of the more disturbing pieces of office equipment I've seen. Also, gizmodo lists it under School Supplies.
Worse, but only slightly, is the cigarette extinguisher they linked to.
It's kind of pretty....
I like it. And I'm imagining how easy it would be to find in the middle of the night with only minimal lights on. And then I'm imagining the mind games you could have with drunks who are searching for the toilet. "Dude, your toilet is, like, glowing." "No, that's just you."