It's kind of pretty....

I like it. And I'm imagining how easy it would be to find in the middle of the night with only minimal lights on. And then I'm imagining the mind games you could have with drunks who are searching for the toilet. "Dude, your toilet is, like, glowing." "No, that's just you."

The Swarovski crystal toilet is prettier and less ugh than I expected. I hope it comes with a Washlet seat, for that price, though.

The pencil sharpener and cigarette extinguisher are gross. And ping my misogyny buttons in a big way.

ftr, now I have "Self-Esteem Is for Everybody" in my head, and I'm trying to get "Freedom" to scan in, and it's just not working.

And ping my misogyny buttons in a big way.

I can't imagine why women's body parts without heads and and only useful as objects to stick something in would do that.

t /sarcasm

When Kirk and Spock get stranded on the Planet of Kilted Sound Designers....

Best laugh I've had today. The visual in my head is amazing. Question is, though, why, in this visual, does Scotty look like ND?

Close second for best laugh was when upon finishing reading The Doll's House with my Intro to Drama Class today I foolishly asked the class what they thought and one of my female students pronounced that Torvald needed a "smack down".

I try not to do this, but I just got all passive-aggressive on somebody in a "according to all these sources, you are wrong, however, I will make your requested change."

La la la. Burrito time!

Aye Cap'n, I tried puttin' a wiener in the warp drive but it still won' go. By the by, do ya happen' to have a wee bit o' mustard up there on the bridge?

one of my female students pronounced that Torvald needed a "smack down".

Discerning student.

Gadget Girl, you'll appreciate this: [link]

Aye Cap'n, I tried puttin' a wiener in the warp drive but it still won' go. By the by, do ya happen' to have a wee bit o' mustard up there on the bridge?

Dammit, Scotty...aren't...you...deadyet?

t /Kirk