Use bits of kindling to wedge around the base of the trunk. (I grew up in a house with a fireplace, so bits of random wood were always around. Not sure what the alternative might be.)
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Dec 19, 2007 7:41:58 pm PST #8405 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Sean K - Dec 19, 2007 7:51:50 pm PST #8406 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm on the iPhone, so I can't read whitefont. Dammit, now I'll have to look up two girls one cup when I get home. I mean, if it's going to reset my Tub Girl baseline....
NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 7:54:47 pm PST #8407 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
It's a pretty impressive baseline reset.
Sean K - Dec 19, 2007 7:57:48 pm PST #8408 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hmmm..... Maybe I'm fine with my baseline where it is.
Somehow, I suspect curiosity will get the better of me.
Kristen - Dec 19, 2007 7:58:08 pm PST #8409 of 10001
Use bits of kindling to wedge around the base of the trunk.
I was about to say, "Do you have any wooden shims?"
Everyone should have random pieces of wood around the house. Or in their tool chest.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 7:59:00 pm PST #8410 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was about to say, "Do you have any wooden shims?"
And here I'm wondering why you want her to stab her tree.
Everyone should have random pieces of wood around the house. Or in their tool chest.
I was going to call you out as a dangerous felon, but my random pieces of wood are Filipino fighting sticks.
Let me go pick up my sister.
NoiseDesign - Dec 19, 2007 7:59:29 pm PST #8411 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Hmmm..... Maybe I'm fine with my baseline where it is.
Trust me, this may be for the best.
Kristen - Dec 19, 2007 8:00:25 pm PST #8412 of 10001
Shim, not shiv.
Though in a pinch, you could use a shim as a shiv. But I don't think it would be a very effective weapon.
Pix - Dec 19, 2007 8:01:30 pm PST #8413 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Everyone should have random pieces of wood around the house. Or in their tool chest.
I knew I liked you for a(nother) reason!
lori - Dec 19, 2007 8:02:56 pm PST #8414 of 10001
"Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover."
Her only decent song. I saw her at Long Beach Pride this year, just the end of her set while I staked out a good seat for Indigo Girls, and she was horrrrrrible. I don't know why people like her.