You mean, there are female out there who really are allowed to yell, "Get on with it already!" ?
I was thinking it was more along the lines of monkey dirty talk myself.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Dec 19, 2007 4:46:59 pm PST #8366 of 10001
Because books.
sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 5:28:07 pm PST #8367 of 10001
I've been reading Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby during hall duty during lunch. Students have remarked, "Cool," adults cross to the other side of the hall, roll eyes and mumble remarks like "crazy Drama teacher." Draconian Dictator Principal asked if I thought it was appropriate material to have at school, simply based on the title...HA! I gave him the "hairy eyeball"
I so wish I could show up and say "I'm IN IT! These are my friends!" Cause I'm really ..shit, I forgot the word. Not threatening.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 5:29:51 pm PST #8368 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And then I'd show up too, sara! It'd totally work!
Okay, my sister has to get here NOW because I have to go to the ER. I am gonna take her straight there from the bus. I'm a bad sister, but she's here because I'm needy. Plus I have a big TV and give her stuff.
bon bon - Dec 19, 2007 5:41:04 pm PST #8369 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am watching the top songs of the 90s on VH1. God, how did we live through such an insipid decade? I guess the same can be said about the 80s, but I want to punch myself for about 70% of these songs.
sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 5:42:35 pm PST #8370 of 10001
And then I'd show up too, sara! It'd totally work!
With GUNS!
Ok, that part is a leetle threatening. But hilarious as I thought of diving under the table...
I think my harmless might annul your kick-ass.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 5:43:49 pm PST #8371 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I want to punch myself for about 70% of these songs.
I LOVE THEM ALL.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 5:46:01 pm PST #8372 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am watching the top songs of the 90s on VH1. God, how did we live through such an insipid decade? I guess the same can be said about the 80s, but I want to punch myself for about 70% of these songs.
WHO ARE YOU? Jesse, go and punch her the fuck out.
The 80s was god! 1995, summer of, hip hop/rap/r&b? Rrowr.
What music can you possibly like? The oughties are so boring. And the 70s, oh, the excuses we must make.
I think my harmless might annul your kick-ass.
I feel I should argue this statement, but I can't decide which part to go at. It's a strange feeling, this helplessness. Maybe I should go tweak my apartment some more.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 5:48:07 pm PST #8373 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 5:48:36 pm PST #8374 of 10001
Or you can virtually kick my ass? I'd be happy for you to do so. I'd happily acquiece to unharmless you.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2007 5:52:34 pm PST #8375 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, go and punch her the fuck out.
Will do.
Speaking of sticky notes, I got these from a coworker. Hilarious.