I am watching the top songs of the 90s on VH1. God, how did we live through such an insipid decade? I guess the same can be said about the 80s, but I want to punch myself for about 70% of these songs.
WHO ARE YOU? Jesse, go and punch her the fuck out.
The 80s was god! 1995, summer of, hip hop/rap/r&b? Rrowr.
What music can you possibly like? The oughties are so boring. And the 70s, oh, the excuses we must make.
I think my harmless might annul your kick-ass.
I feel I should argue this statement, but I can't decide which part to go at. It's a strange feeling, this helplessness. Maybe I should go tweak my apartment some more.
Or you can virtually kick my ass? I'd be happy for you to do so. I'd happily acquiece to unharmless you.
Jesse, go and punch her the fuck out.
Will do.
Speaking of sticky notes, I got these from a coworker. Hilarious.
The 30% are basically anything indie, or R&B/rap. Here is the link: [link]
Here are the insipid songs I had just heard:
45. Hootie & the Blowfish "Only Wanna Be With You"
46. Shania Twain "You're Still the One"
48. Matchbox Twenty "3 AM"
49. Jewel "Who Will Save Your Soul"
52. Sugar Ray "Fly"
54. Joan Osborne "One of Us"
58. Sophie B. Hawkins "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover"
61. Sheryl Crow "All I Wanna Do"
62. Live "I Alone"
64. The Presidents of the United States of America "Peaches"
66. Edwin McCain "I'll Be"
ETA: I would love like every song on the top 80s list, just in comparison. But they would be almost indefensibly poppy.
So, let's say a dog ate an entire bag of brown sugar. Would that be a bad thing, do we think? How bad?
I'm already getting excited for the low numbers, because I don't think there's been a Pearl Jam song yet. Oh, college.
Brenda, I think that dog's shit really is going to smell sweeter than anyone else's for a while.
Brenda, I think that dog's shit really is going to smell sweeter than anyone else's for a while.
IOW, you're gonna have one uppity dog.
Hee. Not my dog, thankfully. But I don't see anything poking around the web to suggest that the dog is in for anything more serious than some digestive woes.
ETA: Which, seriously, you eat a whole bag of sugar, it's no more than you deserve.
Apparently sugar-free gum is very bad news for dogs, though. Who knew?
