Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 4:06:20 pm PST #8361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Home Endoscope

USB.


aurelia - Dec 19, 2007 4:07:47 pm PST #8362 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Last doctor I asked said that while you can still spray wet stuff, you're of the ick.

Damn. I can postpone travel by a day to try and spare the family, but I'm sure I'll have a lingering cough.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 4:09:25 pm PST #8363 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Electronically speaking, the eTime Digital USB Home Pen Endoscope Camera Thing is just a webcam

Skype just got potentially ickier.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2007 4:39:03 pm PST #8364 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You mean, there are female out there who really are allowed to yell, "Get on with it already!" ?

If the duration of the event is anything like what it is among chimpanzees, I can't imagine the females having enough time to get fed up and wish it were over with.


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 4:46:57 pm PST #8365 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Jess - insent.


Amy - Dec 19, 2007 4:46:59 pm PST #8366 of 10001
Because books.

You mean, there are female out there who really are allowed to yell, "Get on with it already!" ?

I was thinking it was more along the lines of monkey dirty talk myself.


sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 5:28:07 pm PST #8367 of 10001

I've been reading Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby during hall duty during lunch. Students have remarked, "Cool," adults cross to the other side of the hall, roll eyes and mumble remarks like "crazy Drama teacher." Draconian Dictator Principal asked if I thought it was appropriate material to have at school, simply based on the title...HA! I gave him the "hairy eyeball"

I so wish I could show up and say "I'm IN IT! These are my friends!" Cause I'm really ..shit, I forgot the word. Not threatening.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 5:29:51 pm PST #8368 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And then I'd show up too, sara! It'd totally work!

Okay, my sister has to get here NOW because I have to go to the ER. I am gonna take her straight there from the bus. I'm a bad sister, but she's here because I'm needy. Plus I have a big TV and give her stuff.


bon bon - Dec 19, 2007 5:41:04 pm PST #8369 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am watching the top songs of the 90s on VH1. God, how did we live through such an insipid decade? I guess the same can be said about the 80s, but I want to punch myself for about 70% of these songs.


sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 5:42:35 pm PST #8370 of 10001

And then I'd show up too, sara! It'd totally work!

With GUNS!

Ok, that part is a leetle threatening. But hilarious as I thought of diving under the table...

I think my harmless might annul your kick-ass.