Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Dec 19, 2007 12:18:21 pm PST #8322 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG BORED!!!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2007 12:21:33 pm PST #8323 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Katrina was because God hates us for tolerating the Jews?

Because New Orleans is a hotbed of Jewish cabals and Mardi Gras is one of their religious holidays?


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 12:23:48 pm PST #8324 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Y'ALL! I WAS JUST NOTIFIED THAT LITTLEST SISTER JUST GOT ENGAGED!!!

Really brightened up my day! I'm getting a brother in law!


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 12:25:00 pm PST #8325 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


Pix - Dec 19, 2007 12:26:28 pm PST #8326 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Congrats, DJ's sister!

Because New Orleans is a hotbed of Jewish cabals and Mardi Gras is one of their religious holidays?
That explains all those dreidel-shaped Mardi Gras beads I kept finding on Bourbon Street.

You know what's a bummer? Getting a phone call from the front desk that there's a package for you...a package right before Christmas...getting all excited and going down to pick it up...and then discovering that the "package" is, in fact, a folder full of recommendation letter requests. D'oh!


amych - Dec 19, 2007 12:26:37 pm PST #8327 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

YAY!! Happy new member of the Jane clan day!


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 12:27:57 pm PST #8328 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

the "package" is, in fact, a folder full of recommendation letter requests.

It's a Christmas non-miracle!


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 12:31:03 pm PST #8329 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Very happy day! She's been dating this guy for years now so he's already practically part of the family.

Of course now things that Mr. Jane used to get first dibs on, he'll have to fight over with Mr. Littlest Sister.


Hil R. - Dec 19, 2007 12:31:29 pm PST #8330 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

New Orleans Hillel actually does have a very Mardi Gras-themed Purim. (What? It's about the same time of year, and the big parts of Purim are get drunk, dress in costumes, and make noise. It was lots of fun. Also, since the Hillel house counted as a private residence, drinking age there was 18 rather than 21, and there was an open bar.)


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 12:49:52 pm PST #8331 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think we can come up with a better one of these than this [link]