What the laser story needs is the "news media cred" angle.
Nice. And extra points for the experimental photography student detail -- you get "you call that art!!?!?!" and "pointy-headed intellectuals are too stupid to live in the real world" in one shot.
What the laser story needs is the "news media cred" angle. Something like...
But not too much...you don't want the amateur snopeser-party-poopers to have too easy a time fact-checking. So I'd keep Ypsi and drop the Courier, just to give them some work to do.
You could be green.
But in this red shirt someone might mistake it for cheer.
Though shrift AND the reactor... nah. too much.
There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".
OMG y'all! My cousin's boyfriend's family lives in Michigan and she just forwarded me this:
"According to a story in the Ypsilanti Courier, Michael Dortmunder, 22 years old and a photography student at a local university, shone a laser into a digital camera and took a picture as part of an 'experimental photography' course section. Upon viewing the results on a monitor in the computer lab, however, he was immediately struck blind, as were two unnamed students who attempted to help him."
Get the word out people!
There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".
Yet another t-shirt I need.
Yet another t-shirt I need.
I'ma have to start a CafePress store or somethin'. "Shit Miracleman Said."
*Stabbity stab-stab!* *SPLURCH! squeeky*
I love this so much it hurts.
There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".
And I need to do laundry. Oxyclean works on bloodstains, right?
Oh wow. I just read the Garfield without Garfield strips. BRILLIANT!!! Made of awesome.