Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 10:25:28 am PST #8236 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

purrr-fect.

better now.

Though shrift AND the reactor... nah. too much.

thank you shrift! and MM!


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2007 10:25:46 am PST #8237 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What the laser story needs is the "news media cred" angle. Something like...

Heh. And maybe some conspiracy theory elements. Like, a reporter working on the story went blind - in his sleep!

And how the story would be all over the news, except publication is being blocked by Big Laser.


amych - Dec 19, 2007 10:27:48 am PST #8238 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What the laser story needs is the "news media cred" angle.

Nice. And extra points for the experimental photography student detail -- you get "you call that art!!?!?!" and "pointy-headed intellectuals are too stupid to live in the real world" in one shot.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2007 10:27:56 am PST #8239 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What the laser story needs is the "news media cred" angle. Something like...

But not too much...you don't want the amateur snopeser-party-poopers to have too easy a time fact-checking. So I'd keep Ypsi and drop the Courier, just to give them some work to do.

You could be green.

But in this red shirt someone might mistake it for cheer.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:28:08 am PST #8240 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Though shrift AND the reactor... nah. too much.

There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".


Daisy Jane - Dec 19, 2007 10:30:18 am PST #8241 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

OMG y'all! My cousin's boyfriend's family lives in Michigan and she just forwarded me this:

"According to a story in the Ypsilanti Courier, Michael Dortmunder, 22 years old and a photography student at a local university, shone a laser into a digital camera and took a picture as part of an 'experimental photography' course section. Upon viewing the results on a monitor in the computer lab, however, he was immediately struck blind, as were two unnamed students who attempted to help him."

Get the word out people!


brenda m - Dec 19, 2007 10:31:24 am PST #8242 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".

Yet another t-shirt I need.


Miracleman - Dec 19, 2007 10:32:31 am PST #8243 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yet another t-shirt I need.

I'ma have to start a CafePress store or somethin'. "Shit Miracleman Said."


Pix - Dec 19, 2007 10:33:18 am PST #8244 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

*Stabbity stab-stab!* *SPLURCH! squeeky*
I love this so much it hurts.


shrift - Dec 19, 2007 10:33:21 am PST #8245 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

There is no such thing as "overkill". There is only "justenoughkill".

And I need to do laundry. Oxyclean works on bloodstains, right?