I'm thinking of false rumors to spread over the internet....
How about this one?
If someone shines a laser beam directly into a digital camera and takes a picture, if you look at the picture with your monitor's brightness on maximum you can be blinded.
Like nuclear reactor, shrift leave you unable to produce offspring.
good thing I've already checked that one off my list...
oh come on. Please? For me? All-you-can-gore, no questions asked.
Jessica, those badges ROCK.
Garfield minus Garfield: [link]
Made me laff and laff.
If someone shines a laser beam directly into a digital camera and takes a picture, if you look at the picture with your monitor's brightness on maximum you can be blinded.
Lose the maxiumum monitor brightness -- you don't ever want to count on people to change the defaults. Also, it needs the internets-will-eat-your-babies quality and the some-guy-my-cousin-knows hook. Revise to:
A guy named Joe in Ypsilanti shone a laser pointer at his digital camera and took a picture, and then everyone on earth who looked at the recently posted page on Flickr went blind all at once.
A guy named Joe in Ypsilanti shone a laser pointer at his digital camera and took a picture, and then everyone on earth who looked at the recently posted page on Flickr went blind all at once.
This is totally true! My sister's neighbor knows the guy!
P.S. Forward this to everyone in your address book or you'll go blind too.
oh come on. Please? For me? All-you-can-gore, no questions asked.
Dude, it's all I can do to keep myself from mauling people today. No need to beg.
Garfield minus Garfield:
So much better than the original.