make sure you fill her up with booze and porn before you bring her home.
Dating advice you'll never see on Oprah
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Dec 19, 2007 9:23:07 am PST #8205 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Aims - Dec 19, 2007 9:25:49 am PST #8206 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And mores the pity, I tell you.
hippocampus - Dec 19, 2007 9:26:42 am PST #8207 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
heh.
msbelle - Dec 19, 2007 9:33:33 am PST #8208 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
SERIOUSLY!!??!
my instructions: change wording on page 1 to "blah blah: more words here"
what I get back "more words here"
me: this is not right
person not paying attention: I copied and pasted
me: well you did it wrong then, it is back on your desk
person not paying attention: well, I copied and pasted.
me: ?!?!?!?!?
flea - Dec 19, 2007 9:38:34 am PST #8209 of 10001
information libertarian
I am posting from a (borrowed) iPhone. I am testing it for work. I am IN LOVE.
amych - Dec 19, 2007 9:40:01 am PST #8210 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am posting from a (borrowed) iPhone. I am testing it for work. I am IN LOVE.
I did that! Giving it back was tricky.
bon bon - Dec 19, 2007 9:40:57 am PST #8211 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I should have paid attention to all those "cool" gifts that have been linked. What's a good gift for like a single, 25-year old New Yorker of any gender? Me and another person are trying to think of things for our paralegals. So far our best idea is movie passes, but I want to do a little better.
sarameg - Dec 19, 2007 9:41:17 am PST #8212 of 10001
msbelle, soon it will not be your problem. Keep that thought foremost.
Jessica - Dec 19, 2007 9:41:19 am PST #8213 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Glamcookie - Dec 19, 2007 9:42:43 am PST #8214 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
bon bon, booze? An engraved flask?