Riley ,'Lessons'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
If I give you the reactor I expect us to have two moons after you do some of the test firings.
That would mess with the tides and that would mean I would have difficulty getting the "Surf and Turf" special at Red Lobster. I may, however, boil away a not insignificant portion of Jupiter's atmosphere. It's got that Big Red Spot to aim at.
can I borrow the reactor for a couple minutes?
I'll give it back.
No. Wait, why? Maybe.
Killjoy.
Oh, just give me the stuff. I'll work on it during Pushing Daisies or Project Runway. She'll never notice.
True story.
No. Wait, why? Maybe.
um, no reason.... really. honest. ok, maybe I need to make a point and No One is Listening to Reason. This might help.
If I can't have the reactor, can I borrow shrift?
You may borrow shrift, but make sure you fill her up with booze and porn before you bring her home.
make sure you fill her up with booze and porn before you bring her home.
Dating advice you'll never see on Oprah
And mores the pity, I tell you.
heh.