I'm taking care of the upstairs neighbor's cat and she didn't even tell me the cat's name.

Poor kitty. I have, in the past, included pictures of the cats with their names below them for cat sitters, so they'd know who was who. But usually my cat sitters know my cats, so it is mostly a joke.

I've been caught by not giving enough information. My cat Pico occasionally wheezes. It happens so rarely that I forgot to tell my neighbors about it when they were cat sitting. And then he started wheezing in front of them, and they freaked, and I didn't even give them my number where I was, so they were worried all weekend and not sure what to do.

I would like a nap!

ETA: Would you believe google has an answer for this? [link]

Yay google! Actually, I have a sliver of soap caught in my sink drain, and I've been surprised how long it's taking to dissolve.

Oh, my god, I'm so irritable today, I am downright surly.

surly with fringe on top?

surly snarl

hopes thought of me snarling helps

I'm trying really, really hard not to stab the entire world in the face.

Just think about Puppies and Unicorns.

Just think about Puppies and Unicorns.

being stabbed in the face.

Just think about Puppies and Unicorns.

Stabbing the world in the face? Or stabbing each other in the face?

How good is a unicorn's horn for stabbing puppies anyway? I mean, it's a spiral horn, so you'd have to twist the puppy around to get it off....

eta: cute animal stab-in-the-face x-posty....

Unicorns stabbing the puppies, perhaps?