I am not incontinent.
I had turned on the heating pad for my feet and forgotten about it.
Later, I sat down on it without realizing it. And had this horrible hypochondriac fear .
But no, I was just sitting on a heating pad.
Man, that would have never occurred to me when I was younger.
Ha! The first time I got in a car with heated seats (without knowing it), I thought I was having a stroke or something.
Oh god. Heated seats. I'm too econocar familiar for that. I'd think there was an accident of one variety or the other happening ALL THE TIME.
Hah! I used to do that to people in my (heated-seat) car all the time. It's too common now to get away with.
That happened to Mr. Jane the first time he rode in my Volvo.
So much happening while I've been gone. Hugs and well wishes to everybody. I'm never going to catch up with work and the holidays, so I'm just skipping and skimming until they're over.
heading to bed. I am at 34 cards done, I have 11 more physical cards to use up and then I will be free from them, but I will get to them tomorrow.
Unexpected heated seats make me have naughty thoughts.
Reality TV shocks: Perez Hilton is on TV? Who thought that made sense? And who are these bad girls and why are they so nasty?
It's all gotten much worse than I'd thought. Watched
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
over the weekend and laughed at Chuck Barris being slammed for the junk he put up in front of us. Yeah. Gong Show. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. He totally started it.
Hey, remember Min? Anyone know what happened to her?
I don't know. I miss Min. I used to chat with her all the time, while she was staying up late and zapping hackers who were trying to break into whatever computer system she was defending.
Hec: [link]
I looked at a list of movies playing in January and maybe it's just the weird painkillers talking (I am on the
weird
ones right now), but that's a lacklustre month! I'm kinda pissed. And mostly left sour by watching a
Walk Hard
piece. Ugly dork comedy. Whatever.