Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 17, 2007 11:19:30 am PST #7802 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wow, that is Some Bird! It reminds me of the old lady who swallowed a fly!


Burrell - Dec 17, 2007 11:20:04 am PST #7803 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Are you serious Kat? What is it about mom's who can't let go of their own issues? I hope I'm not that kind of mom when my kids grow up.


SuziQ - Dec 17, 2007 11:22:54 am PST #7804 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I am tempted to fax my University transcript to my father. He keeps expressing surprised that I have completed my undergrad degree. "Oh, you are done?" Meanwhile he is pushing K-Bug to apply to Harvard. I shake my head at that man.


Kat - Dec 17, 2007 11:23:12 am PST #7805 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Obviously K's mom is going through something. But she's causing interfamily stress and turmoil. And granted, there are issues for her to have: K's dad bought a new house with a ton of land without ever telling K's mom. He just expected her to be happy to move out here.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2007 11:29:56 am PST #7806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want that bird.

Luckily not every time I go to the hospital is stuff fucked up, because I go more than once a week these days (I'm going to avoid that this time, or die trying). But you'd think they'd get the hang of it--my insurance info hasn't changed in months.


Pix - Dec 17, 2007 12:04:25 pm PST #7807 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Insurance companies piss me off in so many ways.

I am in grading hell. How is it possible that some of their papers got worse from the first to second draft? I could weep.


tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 12:07:33 pm PST #7808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ghetto blaster cat condo: [link]

If you scroll down you can see a picture of a cute kitty inside it....


Lee - Dec 17, 2007 12:08:27 pm PST #7809 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's not a cat.


Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 12:09:32 pm PST #7810 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That cat looks like the spin cycle is about to start.


shrift - Dec 17, 2007 12:11:06 pm PST #7811 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think I may attempt Sephora after work. But I'm going to buy alcohol first and smoke a bunch of cigarettes before I go inside, and hope like hell I don't get arrested for assault.