See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 10:34:55 am PST #768 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Less scarring than ita finding slash about Colin, for sure.

My delight in Colin reading the slash really mitigates the emotional damage to myself.

Got a snippy voice message Sunday morning about unpaid rent from my new apartment manager, and a "shit or leave the pot" note taped to my front door yesterday. So I did my own snippy voicemail leaving, pointing out my cheque had been mailed in October, and if they could verify non-receipt I'd happily cancel it and re-issue.

Which meant I got another snippy voicemail today saying I should in future direct payments to the apartment manager. I think in future they should have an apartment manager on the first of the month--they certainly never informed me they had one. And they didn't for October 1st.

I'm just in the world's grouchiest mood. No painkillers and I've sworn off the ER for the next little while and my hands are shaking and my arms look like a junkie's delight of bruising and track marks. I have track marks.

This was not in the plan.

At least the burger for lunch was tasty.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2007 10:37:56 am PST #769 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Less scarring than ita finding slash about Colin, for sure.

My delight in Colin reading the slash really mitigates the emotional damage to myself.

I should have rephrased: less scarring than the scars ita should have incurred had she been a normal person who read slash about her best friend.

Yes, that sounds right.


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 10:38:38 am PST #770 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am totally normal. Take that back.


Aims - Nov 06, 2007 10:40:10 am PST #771 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

waits for bon bon's "you kick people in the head for fun" argument


Aims - Nov 06, 2007 10:40:12 am PST #772 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2007 10:42:54 am PST #773 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

But it is fun to kick people in the head!


bon bon - Nov 06, 2007 10:53:35 am PST #774 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am not against the head-kicking, because I should probably get in on that action. However, I came across a slash site for this band, and was terrified my eyes might alight on slash featuring my cousin. I consider that totally normal. Freak.


Fred Pete - Nov 06, 2007 11:06:58 am PST #775 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Thanks, SuziQ. I needed to hear that.

On a completely different subject, kicking someone in the head could be fun. Especially if it were the right someone.


lisah - Nov 06, 2007 11:09:42 am PST #776 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I can also attest to how fun it is kicking someone in the head!

See also, groin!

And knees!


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 11:13:24 am PST #777 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The groin is the most fun for the kicking. But let us not discount the sheer joy you can get from punching your opponent in his groin. It too is considerable.