And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Nov 06, 2007 11:09:42 am PST #776 of 10001
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I can also attest to how fun it is kicking someone in the head!

See also, groin!

And knees!


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 11:13:24 am PST #777 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The groin is the most fun for the kicking. But let us not discount the sheer joy you can get from punching your opponent in his groin. It too is considerable.


hippocampus - Nov 06, 2007 11:26:08 am PST #778 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

{{Fred Pete & Teddy & Hubs}} kidney-transplant~ma

lisah - I wonder if you can vote for a friend of mine (er, if that was your desire...) - what district are you in?


lisah - Nov 06, 2007 11:26:51 am PST #779 of 10001
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And nothing quite satisfies like a poke in the eyes while shouting EYES EYES EYES! (Using your fingers like a beak so you don't hurt them!)


lisah - Nov 06, 2007 11:27:40 am PST #780 of 10001
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lisah - I wonder if you can vote for a friend of mine (er, if that was your desire...) - what district are you in?

I can never remember. 4th? possibly? Or 11th?

Who is your friend?


hippocampus - Nov 06, 2007 11:29:17 am PST #781 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Bill Henry - in the 4th. Also, insent to your profile...


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 11:30:58 am PST #782 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you're going to poke in the eyes and have the luxury of aiming precisely, go high and towards the nose. Sweet spot of nerve bundle and blood vessels--maximise the pain and the obscured vision.


-t - Nov 06, 2007 11:32:59 am PST #783 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If you're going to poke in the eyes and have the luxury of aiming precisely, go high and towards the nose. Sweet spot of nerve bundle and blood vessels--maximise the pain and the obscured vision.

New thing I have learned today. Excellent! And so early in the afternoon, too.


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 11:37:04 am PST #784 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have an eye surgeon in my level 3 class. He even brought in diagrams.


lisah - Nov 06, 2007 11:39:48 am PST #785 of 10001
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Bill Henry - in the 4th. Also, insent to your profile...

Ah. I'm actually in the 13th. Good luck to your friend though!