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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

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shrift - Nov 06, 2007 7:52:08 am PST #704 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You guys, I ate my lunch and I am STILL HUNGRY. This is distressing. And distracting.

I am grumpy and I want a nap and I need to figure out what I'm wearing for this interview, and --

Never mind. Am too busy being entertained by hilarious band-related news.

amych - Nov 06, 2007 7:52:46 am PST #705 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

strawberry cream cheese

Eat a muffin, whitey!

msbelle - Nov 06, 2007 7:55:08 am PST #706 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think the true patriot lunch might be something like:

hamburger made from a Monsanto feed lot cow that you killed yourself
2 lbs of french fries - approx
apple pie (or cream filled mass-produced dessert item of your choice)
ice tea, coke, or domestic beer
and the internal organ of your choice froma terrorist.

§ ita § - Nov 06, 2007 7:55:47 am PST #707 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today is one of those days where I refuse to send read receipts. This may be related to me having left my computer locked but not logged off yesterday when I was home sick and locking the database so it couldn't be updated.

It's kinda hiding.

Aims - Nov 06, 2007 7:56:26 am PST #708 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Eat a muffin, whitey!

It was free, more whitey!

Jesse - Nov 06, 2007 7:56:30 am PST #709 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I dunno, Monsanto sounds kinda foreign.

msbelle - Nov 06, 2007 7:58:15 am PST #710 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

CON-AGRA?

Allyson - Nov 06, 2007 7:59:08 am PST #711 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

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Poor old Japanese guy booted off an Amtrak train for taking photos of scenery.

GRRRRRRRR. Homeland Security is a bully's paradise.

Steph L. - Nov 06, 2007 7:59:55 am PST #712 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

What KIND of cigarette?

Probably a goddamn Gauloise.

Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2007 8:02:47 am PST #713 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

For all we know she could be smoking a CAMEL.

Clearly foreign. Dirty picture.

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