I think the true patriot lunch might be something like:
hamburger made from a Monsanto feed lot cow that you killed yourself
2 lbs of french fries - approx
apple pie (or cream filled mass-produced dessert item of your choice)
ice tea, coke, or domestic beer
and the internal organ of your choice froma terrorist.
Today is one of those days where I refuse to send read receipts. This may be related to me having left my computer locked but not logged off yesterday when I was home sick and locking the database so it couldn't be updated.
It's kinda hiding.
Eat a muffin, whitey!
It was free, more whitey!
I dunno, Monsanto sounds kinda foreign.
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Poor old Japanese guy booted off an Amtrak train for taking photos of scenery.
GRRRRRRRR. Homeland Security is a bully's paradise.
What KIND of cigarette?
Probably a goddamn Gauloise.
For all we know she could be smoking a CAMEL.
Clearly foreign. Dirty picture.
I was smoking a Marlboro Ultra Light.
Neener.
Huh. Come to find out, Monsanto was the maiden name of the company's founder. [link] Still sounds unAmerican.