Well you know, teachers really can't be trusted.

HEY! I resemble that remark!

I'm going to tell Kristen you said that!

(sorry you and Kristen have been having to deal with the crappy/crazy schedules. It often feels like Tom and I play this weird game of "who's sleeping in the bed now?" Tom and I go long periods without seeing one another, too. It sucks. People joke about my invisible husband.)

Given how many of us are copping to grabbing hot objects with unprotected fingers, I'm seeing a logic behind periodically updating fingerprint records, should you choose to need them....

That's crazy, G_G. Though I guess it does give you some measure of protection from some imposter getting plastic surgery to look like you, dropping you down a well, and taking over your life.

That would be a poor, desperate, deranged fool! After a couple days they would probably go screaming to the school resource officer, begging for mercy!

It's Kristin with an "i", Kristen with an "e" is a totally different person around here. Just so you know.

Yeah, the not seeing each other can suck. I'm working on taking larger blocks of time off though, as long as the work keeps rolling in for me.

Fingerprinting is redone every 5 years.

Just in case you were kindapped by aliens and replaced by a remarkable -- but not quite pefrect! -- facsimile of you!! That might be teaching students about the joys of their alien overlords!

Also, generally speaking, once you have fingerprints, they're all scanned into a database. (The trend is to take the fingerprint directly into a computer, no ink, but I know that tech hasn't made it everywhere yet.) Paper fingerprint cards not databased are so incredibly not useful. Not to the education department, and not to the criminal justice people.

Sorry I spelled Kristin's name wrong! I'll try not to let it happen again.

Well, we wouldn't want people wondering what I was doing working mirror image shifts with the wrong Kristin.

This time the fingerprinting was done directly into the computer. I am amazed the technology has arrived in this area.

If some of the teachers were alien's that might explain some things. Hmmm, maybe my principal is actually an alien. Nah, I don't think they would want him, either.

Some guy at work I've never had a spoken conversation with struck up email with me because my phone's text message alert is the TARDIS whoosh. And he just kinda harshed on Firefly! Not as serious as Trek!

That's my text alert, too!

And Kirk never kicked a dude into a spaceship's engine.

And Kirk never kicked a dude into a spaceship's engine.

Nor looked so sassy in the tight pants. IJS.

God. I hope the Sarah Connor Chronicles don't suck.