Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2007 6:46:43 am PST #6601 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Shrimp? Scallops?


Gudanov - Dec 11, 2007 6:48:52 am PST #6602 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The good news, only maybe 1/4 inch of ice. The bad news, it's still raining.


Daisy Jane - Dec 11, 2007 6:50:02 am PST #6603 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I need some help. Does anyone know of any spy music wav files I could easily download? I have the James Bond theme, but it sounds stupid looped over and over.

X-post with Bitches.


Stephanie - Dec 11, 2007 6:54:11 am PST #6604 of 10001
Trust my rage

for the record, I use the Mailbox Rule*,

Very ingenious. I'd never thought of applying that to gifts before!


Stephanie - Dec 11, 2007 6:55:39 am PST #6605 of 10001
Trust my rage

cereal:

Is it ever a good thing when the really big boss flies in unexpectedly and unannounced? (And we are fed. gov. so there are no Christmas bonuses or anything.)


Fred Pete - Dec 11, 2007 6:58:07 am PST #6606 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sorry, Stephanie, I can't help. I've always been HQ, so big bosses can swoop in just by getting on the elevator.


Dana - Dec 11, 2007 6:58:25 am PST #6607 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I think I might want a potato.


lisah - Dec 11, 2007 7:00:15 am PST #6608 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

What do I want for lunch?

Mashed potatoes?

I had some yesterday at the holiday lunch our work landlords threw. And the day before at dinner at french restaurant (underneath the most savory and delicious duck confit...suddenly I love duck!). Now my body thinks I should have them EVERY DAY!

Instead I will have leftover mac & cheese w/ spinach & raw carrots. and a clementine. and some yogurt.

ETA

I think I might want a potato.

BWAH!


Dana - Dec 11, 2007 7:02:47 am PST #6609 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

lisah wins! Though not mashed. But I will mash it up in the process of eating it.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2007 7:02:49 am PST #6610 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A blogger described this as "probably the best short film about an evil floating head you will see this year." Which I think is true.

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