You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Dec 10, 2007 8:35:12 am PST #6473 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

God, Daisy, me too.

Why do people have to suck so very much?

if ONE MORE DUDE hocks a loogie while I'm walking past him, I will TAKE HIS FACE OFF WITH A STEAK KNIFE.

One of my best friends has some sort of sinus issues and she does this all the freaking time. I understand there are medical issues, but it doesn't stop me from walking in front of her like I don't know her.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 8:35:23 am PST #6474 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Great headline in Modern Mechanix:

Death Ray Effective On Snakes (Aug, 1936)

A DEATH ray which proved its effectiveness before a San Francisco jury has been developed by Henry Fleur, Pacific Coast inventor. The apparatus which employs a light beam impregnated with infra-red rays successfully killed a snake in 8-1/2 minutes. A lizard was put to death in less than 6 minutes with only 30 seconds required to kill certain termites. Mounted on an adjustable tripod, ray can be aimed at objects in the same manner as a searchlight. The beam transmits a stream of high frequency vibrations.

Of course, you'd have to prevent the snake from escaping during that 8 1/2 minutes....


Dana - Dec 10, 2007 8:49:56 am PST #6475 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My head is throbbing intermittently, and I've about convinced myself that I have head cancer.


lisah - Dec 10, 2007 9:03:14 am PST #6476 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I am so very tired right now. I have no idea how I'll make it through the rest of the afternoon. I'm trying not to have more coffee.

I need a weekend from my weekend. Or at least to go back in time and choose not to go to a Korean karaoke joint until 5 a.m. Friday.


msbelle - Dec 10, 2007 9:14:03 am PST #6477 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am having a second lunch. I am not sure what that is all about.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 10, 2007 9:19:17 am PST #6478 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

me too, msbelle. In my case, it's because free leftover pizza appeared after I finished my lunch from home.


sumi - Dec 10, 2007 9:26:44 am PST #6479 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I've just put rice in the steamer. I'm making fresh rice to make fried rice with my left over Beef in Garlic Sauce from last week.

My living room is almost 60 degrees! That triumph of heating is because it's like 28 degrees outside. (Warmer than predicted.)

And my cat Ivan wanders around the apartment, then comes back to me to snuggle and get warm and snack on my wool sweater. (Weirdo. He likes to eat hair - his own, the other cat's, mine or the random sheep that provided the wool in the sweater.)


sumi - Dec 10, 2007 9:30:37 am PST #6480 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, and I meant to post this: PBS is going to split Masterpiece Theatre into 3 different shows with three different hosts: Classics, Mystery! and Contemporary. Gillian Anderson is going to host the Classics part.


sarameg - Dec 10, 2007 9:35:44 am PST #6481 of 10001

Mystery! is a separate show, isn't it?

eta: well, sort of. Anyway, it is the same Mystery referenced in the article. So it is basically 2 new distinct categories.


Kathy A - Dec 10, 2007 9:36:23 am PST #6482 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I cleaned out my wallet to pay for my lunch at the cafeteria today, and still shorted them by eleven cents. Oh, well, I'll pick up some cash at the grocery store tonight and pay them back later this week.

I'm taking tomorrow off to head down to my dad's near Joliet and will probably run into the sleet/rain/snow storm that's supposed to start overnight. Damn.

Here's hoping that at least the elevator at my apartment building is working by now--they shut it down on Saturday due to severe shuddering and noise-making issues, but the management people don't know if it's been fixed yet (they saw the repairman's van earlier, but he never called to tell them the status). At least I'm only on the third floor, but I'd rather use the elevator when I have to schlep my groceries home tonight and do laundry later this week.