'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
and visit the crash test labs
Ooh - that'd be fun. Maybe he could "help" the crash test folk. Like, shouldn't the crash tests be as realistic as possible? Maybe the cars should have bags of groceries in them. With things like long fluorescent light bulbs, bags of flour, big jars of pickled beets....
eta: And people often go shopping for large amounts of vinegar and baking soda, right?
Well Leif went off to school this morning. It was a bit hard watching him take off in the bus. He's such a small little guy and he's skipping a grade so it makes him seem even smaller.
The best crash tests are the Saab moose crash tests.
Why do I picture Boris Badenov behind these tests?
eta: "Must crash moose and squirrel."
A moose bit my Saab once.
See, Boris was really just trying to protect our sisters from moose bites.
The squirrel thing probably came from some childhood trauma. His father was shot down by a flying squirrel in the war and ended up in a P.O.W. camp or something.
While in a P.O.W. camp, his father was waterboarded or forced to play Russian roulette by flying squirrels or something....
"Curse you, Red-Tailed Baron!"
Someone should really write some Sopwith-Camel-Pilot!Snoopy/Rocky J. Squirrel WW-I crossover fic....