The best crash tests are the Saab moose crash tests.
Why do I picture Boris Badenov behind these tests?
eta: "Must crash moose and squirrel."
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 7:07:55 am PST #6458 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Miracleman - Dec 10, 2007 7:14:52 am PST #6459 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
A moose bit my Saab once.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 7:19:02 am PST #6460 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, Boris was really just trying to protect our sisters from moose bites.
Miracleman - Dec 10, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #6461 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The squirrel thing probably came from some childhood trauma. His father was shot down by a flying squirrel in the war and ended up in a P.O.W. camp or something.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 7:45:41 am PST #6462 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
While in a P.O.W. camp, his father was waterboarded or forced to play Russian roulette by flying squirrels or something....
Miracleman - Dec 10, 2007 7:53:43 am PST #6463 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"Curse you, Red-Tailed Baron!"
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2007 8:02:35 am PST #6464 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone should really write some Sopwith-Camel-Pilot!Snoopy/Rocky J. Squirrel WW-I crossover fic....
bon bon - Dec 10, 2007 8:04:16 am PST #6465 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Slow natter day! Also, I've decided not to work today. So, I'll make my contribution with a story from last week. I went to the Bar Room at the Modern, which is a Danny Meyer place. I had drinks at the bar with a friend. I asked the bartender for a vodka gimlet-- "Rose's or lime juice?" "Rose's, of course!" To which he agreed, "of course, that's the only way!" At the end of the night he comped two of our drinks, which was very generous. So, that's what you get when you order a gimlet the right way, IJS.
Daisy Jane - Dec 10, 2007 8:08:24 am PST #6466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Good lord I hate everyone today. (Excluding all buffistas and friends and family-everyone else can just fuck right the hell off).
Dana - Dec 10, 2007 8:12:11 am PST #6467 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
God, Daisy, me too.