I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Nov 02, 2007 6:16:06 am PDT #6 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Lookit! A new thread!


Jars - Nov 02, 2007 6:17:28 am PDT #7 of 10001

55th, huh?


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2007 6:17:51 am PDT #8 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Dear god, I think there is CRACK in the McDonald's sausage biscuit. I ate one and instantly wanted about 3 more.

The sausage & egg mcmuffin is the same way for me. Pure crack.


tiggy - Nov 02, 2007 6:17:59 am PDT #9 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

haven't caught up in the previous thread, but i wanted to be in the top ten.

so...good morning!


tommyrot - Nov 02, 2007 6:18:57 am PDT #10 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sausage & egg mcmuffin is the same way for me. Pure crack.

Yep. It's even better if you drink hot coffee or tea with it.

Now I'm getting hungry, and I had steak and eggs for breakfast. Time for second breakfast?


brenda m - Nov 02, 2007 6:19:22 am PDT #11 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I want hashbrowns, dammit.


SuziQ - Nov 02, 2007 6:19:25 am PDT #12 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Shiney!!!!

Ok, back to the coke conversation.

We work in a "drug free environment", though there is no drug testing. So unless you walk in on someone indulging, there is no way to prove that someone is working under the influence. Instead we get to suffer under their abuse.


Jesse - Nov 02, 2007 6:20:05 am PDT #13 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Our office supplies vendor apparently just gave us an enormous tin of popcorn, which is TOTALLY my crack. But will tide me over until an appropriate lunch time.


Toddson - Nov 02, 2007 6:21:23 am PDT #14 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

First time I've been around for turnover - yay!


Trudy Booth - Nov 02, 2007 6:21:33 am PDT #15 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

(Cocaine is definitely the drug I'm tempermentally susceptible to being addicted to.)

Heh. I feel that way about opiates. Mmmmm percocet. The oxy thing was the first time I ever felt a flicker of compassion for Rush Limbaugh because that stuff has got to be MAD fun.

If I'm ever given six months to live I think I'll take up heroin.