Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Dec 06, 2007 8:13:18 am PST #5973 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

major ~ma ita! feel better soon!


Trudy Booth - Dec 06, 2007 8:17:50 am PST #5974 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita, have you threatened to smack the shit out of a Doctor?

Its win/win.

One way, your brain gets fixed. The other, a nice beat-down.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2007 8:25:08 am PST #5975 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hush?

You left me a message to let Buffistas know? Or was I confused?

I'm freaking out. AND VERY WORRIED.

At any rate, I'm coming to bring you a patty. I swear, I can find one. It's L.A. There has to be patty somewhere.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2007 8:27:17 am PST #5976 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm intermittently beating the shit out of gurneys. Helps a bit.

When I called home to give them a heads up my family got into a continually/continuously argument. Because they are them, no matter how much they care.

Late night admits suck. Still waiting.

Kat, I wasn't fishing. Just making recs for the topics. They are one of the best combos I've worn, but probably not enough friction for hardwood floors.


Cashmere - Dec 06, 2007 8:33:11 am PST #5977 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

They are one of the best combos I've worn, but probably not enough friction for hardwood floors.

I need some with good friction so I don't pull a Sandra Bullock on the stairs.

When I called home to give them a heads up my family got into a continually/continuously argument. Because they are them, no matter how much they care.

You were born to be a buffista.

I was checking out the DVD extras on The Little Mermaid (one of Owen's favorites) and found The Little Match Girl. It's an animated short, set to music and wow. Still fucking depressing. Who adds shit like that to a kids' DVD?


aurelia - Dec 06, 2007 8:33:59 am PST #5978 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Is your office in a Dali painting, sarameg?

I'm filing this thought away in my brain.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 06, 2007 8:36:18 am PST #5979 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I was checking out the DVD extras on The Little Mermaid (one of Owen's favorites) and found The Little Match Girl. It's an animated short, set to music and wow. Still fucking depressing. Who adds shit like that to a kids' DVD?

It was originally intended to be a children's story, wasn't it?


Allyson - Dec 06, 2007 8:36:56 am PST #5980 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have found patty!

And jerk chicken.


Sparky1 - Dec 06, 2007 8:37:49 am PST #5981 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Who adds shit like that to a kids' DVD?

My mother, who was about 8 when Bambi came out, is still seriously traumatized from that movie.


Nutty - Dec 06, 2007 8:43:00 am PST #5982 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I just had an argument with a door-to-door Fios salesman. Is that crazy?

Dude comes to my door, starts talking about the city installing fiber optics, and at first I thought it was going to be a "How badly did we annoy you?" survey, till he starts trying to sell me Verizon Fios. And I said no, and he kept talking. I said no a couple more times, and he kept coming back with more sales talk, like this was a debate and just one more fact would convince me.

I actually had to do the "Okay, stop. No, stop. You. Stop. I'm closing my door now." thing. It was very -- dude. Being on-message does not include turning into a terrier.

People with more patience than I might get a free TV or $200 gift cert to Best Buy. People with less patience than me might want to answer the doorbell with a bucher knife in hand.