I mean, if you are going to be funnylooking any place on your body, your privates is the best place for it! They're privates!
But maybe your privates wants to be corporals?
I'm sorry, I really don't know why my mind went that way.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Nov 05, 2007 12:41:39 pm PST #592 of 10001
brillig
Zenkitty - Nov 05, 2007 12:42:36 pm PST #593 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
We're proud to take up that challenge, shrift.
This has been a rotten day. A thing that I expected to take 20 minutes took five freakin' hours because everything possible was wrong, and as a result I am five hours behinder than I was behind before.
Not to mention, but I will, the one person here who is completely clueless about her computer - she knows the steps to take to do what she needs to do, she does not understand why they work and thus cannot extrapolate - is even more lost now with the new system, and it seems I'm the only one who has the patience to help her. Helping her is not easy, because when told anything she doesn't immediately understand (like, "highlight that word and copy it"), she begins to whine loudly (no, really, whine, like, oooohhnnnOOOOoooo!) I have a headache and 30 papers to complete by Wednesday morning. This is not happening.
Okay, I'm done. Off to the gym.
Burrell - Nov 05, 2007 1:39:48 pm PST #594 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I can remember being spanked once, so clearly my parents spanked occasionally. But I can't recall how old I was or why I was spanked, only that it didn't happen often. And I can remember the last time any of the kids in the house were spanked. It was my sister. Right before he did it, my dad said, "this will hurt me more than it hurts you." And then he broke a blood vessel in his thumb.
Thus ended the spanking.
As for my kids, I haven't spanked them, but they are wee things and not likely to respond well to it. Punishment takes the form of time outs and privileges withheld.
Jesse - Nov 05, 2007 1:41:48 pm PST #595 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was just getting pizza, and thought I'd grab a beer, too, but it turned out it was going to be $4, which seemed excessive, even for a Peroni. The guy said it was because they have a restaurant licence, not a deli (or whatever) licence, which, huh. He was like, yeah, don't worry about it, go to the deli. So I got a Magic Hat for two bucks at the deli. More like it! Although I do always feel a little bit trashy buying a single beer.
Allyson - Nov 05, 2007 1:52:44 pm PST #596 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Whoot! I just learned that I've almost sold my print run...in three months!
Susan W. - Nov 05, 2007 1:53:23 pm PST #597 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Woohoo, Allyson!
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 1:53:30 pm PST #598 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay!
Burrell - Nov 05, 2007 1:57:05 pm PST #599 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
yay Allyson!
Liese S. - Nov 05, 2007 1:57:20 pm PST #600 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Holy cow, Allyson! That's great!
Allyson - Nov 05, 2007 1:59:38 pm PST #601 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Heh. It was a small print run. But still! I have plenty of time to sell!