Ha! Tommyrot beat me to it -- I was too enraptured with the sheer Swearengenosity to remember to post the URL.
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Dec 04, 2007 12:04:57 pm PST #5548 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Allyson - Dec 04, 2007 12:14:44 pm PST #5549 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
JZ - Dec 04, 2007 12:18:37 pm PST #5550 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
the sheer Swearengenosity
I clicked on the link, mentally prepared to find a bunch of quaint oddities, like in a 30's era bloopers reel Hec once saw in which people like Carole Lombard and Rudy Vallee said things like, "Nuts!"... but the baseball doc -- that's not so quaint.
Wolfram - Dec 04, 2007 12:24:21 pm PST #5551 of 10001
Visilurking
Well you don't often hear people compared to genitalia "lapping" canines anymore.
Kathy A - Dec 04, 2007 12:28:41 pm PST #5552 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Bing Crosby was known for deliberately singing four-letter words when he messed up a take while recording, so that the record producer would have to destroy the tapes instead of keeping them for blooper records. Apparently, his language was truly filthy.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 04, 2007 12:33:20 pm PST #5553 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What, ridiculously romanticized and inaccurate stereotypes of the home country? Say it aint so! (Signed, "Celtic," as in the basketball team, pronounced SELL-tick, and used as a noun.)
Ha! I'm in the 4th generation of an Irish immigrant family, which is just close enough to the Mother Country to still have green eyes and be rightfully terrified of the cuisine.
People who say "How's it hanging?" as a greeting.
I only do that with old buddies of the regular and fuck- varieties.
Vortex - Dec 04, 2007 12:35:03 pm PST #5554 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Microbrew prices are about to go up like WHOA due to the hop shortage and malt/grain price increases-
yeah, NPR was reporting that Budweiser was going to increase their prices.
tommyrot - Dec 04, 2007 12:38:01 pm PST #5555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We have reached the point of Peak Beer!
Ginger - Dec 04, 2007 12:44:03 pm PST #5556 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Article has scans of the document....
Ah, baseball, the game of tradition. So nice to see it's stayed true to its roots.
tommyrot - Dec 04, 2007 12:52:44 pm PST #5557 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Let's say that at your company, some employees get PTO (paid time off). If those employees had the option of donating their PTO to other employees (even those who normally are not eligible for PTO) how often you you suppose people would do this?
(Just a little survey to see if our client is insane....)